Ever since the internet took over our lives cats have risen through the ranks of petdom to become the ultimate animal superstars!
From grumpy faced curmudgeons to kittehs who prefer the company of boxes to humans, our feline friends totally rule our lives, and now you can show your dedication to them with a fun cat themed NeatoShop t-shirt!
Our love of cats began early on
When we discovered that they're just like us in many ways
They get into violent disagreements with other cats
They fight for freedom wherever there's trouble
And they understand that with great power comes great responsibility
But they don't really care about responsibility, because cats are usually too busy being cool
Cats are so cool it's no wonder we're in love with them
Some of us even want to be just like them
But mostly it's the kittehs who want to be like us
They see us as strong, able bodied adventurers
Who can leave the house without totally freaking out
Cats wish they could cook like us
And envy our ability to enjoy a soft drink
But the life of a kitteh isn't so bad
They get to play cat and mouse games all day
Stalking their prey from the shadows
Or playing hide and seek like a playful pussy
They get to go on grand adventures in their minds
Dreaming of being big samurai heroes who eat nothing but pizza
Or wishing they could help their humans take over the world
But most cats are just too darn lazy to do anything but stare at us with disdain in their eyes
Or with a look of mind boggling derpiness
Or totally blowing our minds with their kitteh madness
Because even though cats dream of being big, bad cougars
Roaming the streets as a gang
And scaring the world with their toughness
They're just a mixed up bunch of maniacs
Who we let into our homes, along with those crazy canines
They don't have to be heroes, because we like them just the way they are!
Keep the cats in your life content with your fealty, bring home some of these cat themed t-shirts from the NeatoShop and wear your allegiance on your chest!
Every NeatoShop sale supports the extremely talented indie artists from around the world who create the crazy designs cats crave, so make your geeky wardrobe even more purr-fect with a NeatoShop t-shirt today!