Internet prankster Obvious Plant has a new sign that will give the store’s cashiers a little surprise. Except, of course, for the secret Illuminati handshake. Just complete that transaction quickly and discreetly.
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(Med, women's fit, ash grey, thesaurus)
Chorus: How much is that doggie in the comic panel? (Arf Arf) The one with the waggly tail..How much is that doggie in the comic panel? (Arf Arf) I do hope he's for sale.
I must embark on my biggest, bestest time ever and if I had a dog I won't be lonesome since we'll be away from home.
Repeat Chorus
I read on the internet that there are robots, underground caves, giant gems, spaceships, hot air balloons, Godzilla and dinosuars, I need a dog to protect me and scare them away with a bark.
I don't want a giraffe or a cat or a bird that talks, I can't take them for a walk.
Repeat Chorus...
Love Machine, Large, Black
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!
Schroedinger's Cat: Wanted Dead And/Or Alive, XL
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Unicorn Poop- M
(Reference from Scott Pilgrim)
Look out shroedingers cat - lrg blk
Velocipraptor shirt, xl
(Med, women's fit, ash grey, thesaurus)
abducted by aliens
large
navy
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side
The summer's gone, and all the flowers are dying
'Tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide......."
"THANK YOU DETROIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
bomb technician
large
(please print text on back of shirt)
Velociraptor T. Black. Men's S.
i rpn heart, navy, xl
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour
Of the Galaxy we call the Milky Way..."
resistance begins at ohm L
I Have a Bad Case of the Pon Farr S
I Have a Bad Case of the Pon Farr S
And scratch fleas every day
I wanna rock & roll all night
And sniff fire hydrants everday
Love Machine, Large, Black
Men's Large, Military Green
i rpn heart, xl, navy
Roflcopter pilot navy medium
There's a Fine Line Between Genius and Insanity. I Have Erased This Line. 2xl, black