A British man tries out a hi-tech toilet in Korea that offers several bidet functions. The video is SFW while the audio is priceless. He’s fortunate the buttons are labeled in English, which leads me to believe he's staying at a tourist hotel. Jeremy had a great comment at YouTube:
The ones I found in Seoul were never in English and the last thing in the world you want is a surprise enema.
I once hit all the buttons and the thing started blasting water out the toilet and against the opposite wall, I couldn't figure out how to shut it off so I just ran away haha, good thing their washrooms usually have a drain in the floor.