How to Make Ramen Donuts

Yes, there's a recipe. But more than that, Josh Scherer of Culinary Bro-Down* speaks to my soul when he describes his relationship with food:

The other day I was explaining to someone the nuance behind making a proper Red Bull Vinaigrette and they interrupted me with a stupid question.

“Wait, wait, wait. Does it actually taste good?”

“I don’t know. Not really.”

“Well then why’d you make it? Isn’t that the point of cooking? To make things taste good?” [...]

So why even make food? And more specifically, why waste 12 hours of my life on ramen donuts?

Because I don’t want to consume food culture, I want to produce it. By recycling the same Pinterest recipe for red velvet kit-kat cheesecake over and over, you’re complicit within cultural stagnation; you’re taking things from the conversation without adding anything new. I’m just trying to spark up a few lines of dialogue. I want to do things that are unique, things that have never been done before, and whether they taste good or not is tertiary to the real goal of progress.

Exactly! The point is not to make good food. It's . . . . Well, I'm still processing that one.

Anyway, he provides a recipe for ramen donuts, which includes ramen, horchata, eggs, frosting, and donut fillings. The horchata and eggs apparently act as bonding agents. Cook them together, then freeze the mixture, cut it into donuts, and fry them in oil.

*Content warning: foul language.

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Neat! When I was a kid, we lived next to a lake whose dam broke in the middle of the night. It took about a week for the lake bed to be dry enough to walk on but it was great fun after that. We found all kinds of interesting things that had been lost in the lake over the years, including watches and old LPs. Much to our parents regret, we had epic mud wars. Much more fun than the lake ever had been.

Eventually it dryed up and started to look like the surface of Mars. The soil was incredible for growing crops. It's been over thirty years and last time I looked, you couldn't tell there was ever a lake there. It's filled with trees and bushes. A stream flowing through the middle is all that is left of the old lake.
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Look how silted up that lake was. Reservoirs need to be drained regularly for that reason and others. If they are not their capacity is reduced over time.

@Jon A. since it clearly wasn't a disaster why would you say that?
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Bill, the Wikipedia page about the dam, and the restoration project, says that there was debate about gradual vs. quick draining, and the conclusion was that quick draining would have less overall impact.
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