Sometimes, it takes the internet to ask the probing questions the rest of us might be too scares to ask. Like, for example, can you make a hot dog into a smoothie? I mean, I am pretty sure you can, and I am pretty sure that wasn't something TOO many people were wondering, but if even one of you has ever wondered that, than by posting this video here, I have done the right thing.
I think the real question here should not be can you make a hot dog into a smoothie, but rather, why would you want to? Alas, the internet. That's why.
Meatwad has been making hot dog smoothies for a long time... sometimes using a lawnmower, when Shake doesn't pay the bills. Supposedly, they taste better after they get old and sticky.
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