He's Spider-Man. Did you think that was just a costume? Nah, man. He was bitten by an actual spider. If you want to survive, you should have gotten caught by Charles Xavier. And you really don't want to get caught by Assassin Bug Man.
Now I'm having flashbacks of Jeff Goldblum in the remake of The Fly. "Oh. That was disgusting."
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