Ewok Lips - Neatorama

Here's a clever piece by makeup artist Crystal Effin. When she opens her lips, Wicket's mouth expands to terrifying proportions, ready to devour Luke, Han, Leia, and any stormtroopers who survived the destruction of the second Death Star.

Pro tip: do not read an Ewokese cookbook. There's nothing inside that you want to know about.

-via Fashionably Geek

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Chemist's Glassware Tee.

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Revenge of the Blue Fairy

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Actually, I think the pony rides are over there....

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I left my Slurpee back there!

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I deposited a quarter ,This thing should start any
second now

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Is it too late for a refund? This African Safari adventure is a little too authentic.

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"I'm merged with the giraffe, but I STILL can't get him to go that way!"

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Are we there YET!

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Hey, this doesn't mean we're necrophiliacs does it?

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Is this is how necking starts!?

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No! See that flat boat there? I didn't say "giraffe," I said, "D'ya raft?"

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Medium, Dark Grey

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The giraffe is claiming that you are currently touching its G-Spot.

T-Shirt= Werewolf, XL, Black

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Crickey! There's a herd of wildebeasts stampeding our way!

ORLY Ladies L Chocolate

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"I left my iPhone back there..."

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Smell my finger NOW.

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"Uh, that patrol car we passed just turned on his
flashing lights!"

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