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Tie Tying Machine

Alex •

Don't know your Double Windsor from your Pratt knots, but too embarrassed to buy clip ons? Knot a problem!

Maybe this Japanese necktie tying machine is for you. Take a look at how this clever little contraption loops and knots a tie before your very eyes. What an achievement, considering that there are 177,147 ways to tie a tie ...

I'll wait for the upgraded version which can surely do the Eldredge Knot (shown below):

See also: Three Exotic Necktie Knots to Try: The Eldredge Knot, The Trinity Knot, and The Cape Knot


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How does someone GET a job like this without being able to read?

Then again, I actually did try to take the exam for the postal service once. It took the administrators of the test 45 minutes to explain to everyone there how to fill out the name portion of the test. No joke. The entire test was supposed to take less than an hour, and I ended up not taking the exam because I was an instructor and had to get to my next class. Gave me a whole new perspective on the level of intelligence the government seemed to be looking for.
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According to the linked story, he worked at the postal service as a clerk for two years before becoming a carrier. His entry-level position may not have required much reading.
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Years ago a co-worker was asked by his neighbor to fill out his income tax because he couldn't read. Neighbor was a mail sorter who had leaned to recognize the names of towns on the envelopes.
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