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What Is It? game 328

Now it's time for our collaboration with the awesome What Is It? Blog! What is this thing? You don't have to know to win!

Place your guess in the comment section below. One guess per comment, please, though you can enter as many as you'd like. You might know the true answer, but we're going to select two winners who come up with the funniest, most outlandish guesses to win a T-shirt from the NeatoShop. However...

Please write your T-shirt selection alongside your guess. If you don't include a selection, you forfeit the prize, okay? May we suggest the Science T-Shirt, Funny T-Shirt and Artist-Designed T-Shirts?

Check out another picture of this thing at the What Is It? Blog. The let your imagination run wild! Good luck!

Update: This tool is a seed stripper for harvesting grass seed, according to the What Is It? blog. Y’all came up with much better answers, even if they aren’t right. One of the best came from xenu34, who said it was “a food trough for goats that are on a diet. When they get too fat, their stomachs get poked by the sharp spikes and discourage over-eating.” Great answer, but xenu34 did not select as shirt as a prize. The other funniest answer was from Jaguarfeather, who declared it “A fine folk art example of an Italian spaghetti harvester. Just run the serrated scoop through the spaghetti trees to remove the ripe pasta.” That reminds me of one of our favorite April Fool pranks. And it wins Jaguarfeather a t-shirt from the NeatoShop! Thanks to everyone who entered, and thanks to the What Is It? blog

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It's a food trough for goats that are on a diet. When they get too fat, their stomachs get poked by the sharp spikes and discourage over-eating.
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It's an ancient scoop designed to pick up lost buttons in the woods.
Bad design anyway, it often picks up lots of berries and no button at all.
So, you need to throw the berries away every minute, but still no button !

Playing Schrodinger, Large, Grey, please.
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Its my mom and dads paddle that they used on me as a kid depending on the escalation of the infraction determined witch side you revived. Breaking Bender T shirt
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It's a shovel for encouraging five-year-olds to help with gardening. "Ye're an excavator, Harry. Now dig me a hole."

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BraveStarr, Ladies fit M, please (:
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Actual Use Guess: Might be for harvesting huckleberries, or some such.

Attempt at Humor: Industrial Size Nitpicker, every boss I've ever had possessed one.

Lesser of Two Weevils, Size XL, any color
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It's a cat litter scooper for rich Kings that had lions and tigers and pumas as indoor guard pets!!

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This is a scale model of the non-mechanized backhoe model of the 1930s, designed to give more people jobs as they did manual labor during the Great Depression.
http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Great-Vocab-Didnt-Save-The-Thesaurus-From-Extinction M
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This is the manual roto-tiller for hipsters who think using a gas-guzzling machine to make their organic gardens is too mainstream.
http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Great-Vocab-Didnt-Save-The-Thesaurus-From-Extinction M
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This is a pooper-scooper designed to spear & scoop up the turds, but let more sand & earth fall back to the ground.
http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Great-Vocab-Didnt-Save-The-Thesaurus-From-Extinction M
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It is the "Wilson Scoot Around": the deceptively simple portable rig they used to bring the animatronic head of the next door "neighbor" from the classic ABC sitcom "Home Improvement" around to boat shows and monster truck rallies for promotional purposes.
Viva Twin Peaks 2x
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It's a grooming tool for your pet Rancor!! It helps scrape off dead skin and dirt and leaves them with the healthiest of skin!

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Ostrich neck basket! Their head fits through the slot on the top and it slides down their neck and rests on their chest. They can guard your valuables and no one goes near it because of the spikes, and o yea it's hanging from the neck of a big angry bird.

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It's a bear's back scratcher for when there aren't any perfect trees around to satisfy that itch.

Wanted: Dead and/or Alive Schroedinger's cat Men's L
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A fine folk art example of an Italian spaghetti harvester. Just run the serrated scoop through the spaghetti trees to remove the ripe pasta.

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