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How Would John Travolta Mangle Your Name?

Remember how John Travolta butchered Idina Menzel's name during the Oscars? Ever wonder how he'd do with your name? You won't have to wonder any longer, thanks to this Adele Dazeem name generator from Slate.

So. What's your Travoltified name?

If you need a refresher, here's Travolta's introduction of Menzel:

First I got Sonny Nelseem. So then I put that name in the 'name wrecker' and got Sorley Nicheems. I tried that again, thinking maybe this could just go on and on but it brought me back to Sonny Nelseem. But I never could get back to my real name. Darn you, Travolta!
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