An American Breakfast

The caption of this image at imgur says, “As a European this is how I imagine Americans have breakfast.” Americans were quick to set the record straight, because there are certain inaccuracies in the meal. There aren’t any hash browns, grits, biscuits and gravy, or pancakes. There is only one egg in this picture, and the coffee should be black. Also, where’s the jelly for the toast? And the gun should be turned the other way, making it easier for a right-handed person to pick up. That’s the trouble with European stereotypes about Americans -they are too mild for our tastes. -via John Walkenbach

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I believe that's a SIG Sauer P226 as well. While somewhat popular here in the US, a M1911A1 or a Glock would have been a better choice. Or since the European was trying to "humorously" exaggerate things, a giant chrome S&W revolver.

I don't care if the Germans, the Russians or the San Marinese decide to overrun the continent, next time we Americans should just let them.
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It's also missing a bottle of Tabasco or Frank's Red Hot.

Being Canadian, I imagine a sawed off shot-gun is a pretty American breakfast side arm as well. Maybe secured UNDER the table.
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