There's no meteorite crash landing nearby, but know that you are the chosen one ... chosen to wear this neat-o shirt by NeatoShop artists Aniforce, part of his loveable "Nintenderp" design collection.
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| Massive Bro Fist | Gunna Catch Em All | A Link Between Two Derps | LEMONS! |
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Try holding your hand that way the next time you're in your car and you'll see it's not difficult at all. You can actually be flush against a wall and *still* hold a gun in a position to shoot yourself in the temple on that side.
The circumstantial nonsense about the "dent in the door" being a "result of a fight" is pure, unsubstantiated rubbish.
It's what attorneys call "baseless speculation", and you could just as well conclude that Martians teleported in and killed him, then teleported out. It's every bit as supported by the 'evidence' as the "fight theory", which is to say non-existent.
As far as the bit about "the car hadn't been driven in weeks", any decent lawyer would tear this to shreds. There could be 100 reasons why the dent was only being fixed now. Maybe it was just noticed. Maybe it happened when Irving was moving the car. Maybe vandals did it the day before. Maybe Irving was waiting for the proper paint to arrive. Seriously, there could be any number of reasons for this.
Sorry, but these "mysteries" by Hy Conrad just get worse with each passing day. :(