You have reproduced. Congratulations! But before your spawn can follow the Jedi Path and/or attend Starfleet Academy, he/she/it must learn to read and write. You can begin an education with this illustrated alphabet by Otis Frampton.
It is, at the moment, incomplete. Frampton still needs images for F, G, I, N, Q, R, U, V and Z. What would you recommend?
-via Nerd Approved
That hits too close to home ...