The Wong Way

The Parkaderm.

C.O.B.O. (Check Out Body Odor) jacket

So you can sniff before unleashing upleasantness upon those around you.

"Dad The Man, The Myth, The Legend" XL

EleoArtic

Ok so there is an entry and I know it is only the 3rd but I have to say "The Parkaderm" is the winner.

Pachytherms

Pluto - proof that size matters (Navy XL)

HAHA Pachytherms is awesome. Nice Scarab!

Armpit-o-me of Warmth

There is a Fine Line Between Genius & Insanity, xl, black

Yeah, Pachytherms is brilliant

Awfulefant

Bundleupagus

Oh no it was rocket science, L

Parkaphant

**I have to agreee parkaderm is really good!

ORLY Ladies L Chocolate

The Dignity Destroyer.

"Request Denied", XL, Military Green

Insulaphant = insulated jacket with an elephant mask hood

ORLY Ladies L Chocolate

The Nuclear Winter Parka*

*Elephant Trunk Style Gas mask included

ORLY Ladies L Chocolate

That looks like the Space Jockey from ALIEN.

Wear Your 'Elephanticeages'(say it really fast) on Your Sleeve, by Mammothwear

(That may be too far a stretch, but I'll go anywhere for a pun)

Thanks, Killer Bee and noah!

Pluto - proof that size matters (Navy XL

Carfull you don't get George Lucas trying to sue you.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Max_Rebo

I like Pachytherms too much to submit an idea.

Can I admit something here? These name suggestions are hilarious! And they suggest uses for my concepts that never occurred to me. My elephant trunk "feature" was an attempt to suggest that the shockingly cold air in snow country might be pre-warmed by the armpit. I had failed to imagine that the trunk could facilitate armpit sniffing, presumably a useful tactic for certain social situation.

elephant jacket

EleFleece

("Talk Nerdy to Me" Ladies Fit, L, Chocolate)

Pachy-jacket

mythbusters busted mens M

Inhos-PIT-ables, for the rural socialite.

Inhos-PIT-ables, for the rural socialite.

Pluto - proof that size matters (Navy XL)

Call it a Peanut Coat!

Heart Jolly Roger XL

Jumbo the Smellephant
That's How I Roll

As with your normal Museum illustrations, I try to envision what things you'd invent to compliment this with. Armpit sniffing goes great with foot sniffing? Maybe some sort of far out Dutch Oven Scarf?

Tea Cozies

Snorkle or Snorka

Carbon Footprint T-shirt, please, size Large

He very obviously has a cup hidden in a secret pocket on his side, and the hood has a built in straw. Therefore I shall call it "The Drinker".

Support cloning, L

Eleph-eye-no! :-)

How about Pachyparka?

I said something simmilar to this before but this time it's a whole lot better. Introducing the amazing
Jumbo the Smell-a-pit!

Great Vocab Didn't Save The Thesaurus From Extinction

Elephanthattus
love machine l

The puns are rockin' here!

How about:

"Snuffle-up-a-gas?"

Pluto - proof that size matters (Navy XL)

Elephanorak

ORLY Ladies L Chocolate

Smell-a-pit! that is great! I'm a little slow on the uptake....

parkalupogus
older than dirt xl

Congratulations, Mike - awesome entry!