Now You Too Can Be Choked by Darth Vader

You can provoke someone into choking you for free, but it’s just not the same as being choked to death by Darth Vader himself. Thankfully, there’s now an artist who’s willing to recreate that experience. Tessa Meier, an artist in Philadelphia, will paint you into that famous scene from Star Wars, depicting you as Captain Raymus Antilles.

It’s one of several painting services that she offers, including the chance to be shown as an imprisoned Princess Leia, an elf princess, a sea captain and a swamp monster. All of these are nice, but not as cool as being choked by Lord Vader.

-via Technabob

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