If you know anything about Jay-Z, then you know he's got 99 problems, but a female certainly isn't one. As for what those problems are, a new Tumblr, probs99, is seeking to illustrate all of them so we can better relate with Beyonce's man.
The brilliant illustrations are created by Ali Graham.
In the song he's actually referring to the police dogs when he gets pulled over.
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