It's an exciting day at the cricket field! Or are we playing rounders? I'm not sure. Like a lot of Americans, I find these sports really confusing.
What would a British rounders television commentator make of baseball? Here's an interpretation of a Red Sox/Yankees game by the comedy troupe The Exploding Heads.
-via Daily of the Day
Comments (5)
I agree they could try to prosecute him under the law, but I think that a conviction would be dicey at best.
Technically, Missouri calls this "assault in the third degree" but it's the same as what is usually called "battery." Missouri's law makes it a misdemeanor to "knowingly cause physical contact with another person knowing the other person will regard the contact as offensive or provocative." ("Provocative" here probably means provoking a fight.) Seems reasonable to expect that a man should "know" that women might find hugs from a strange guy "offensive."
Given that we're only talking about hugs, there may be uncertainty over whether to prosecute him, but if there's reason to think he's a creep and not just a harmless hugger, I think they could prosecute him under this law if necessary.
Oh please, you wouldn't do anything.
If a guy did that to me (not that I'd let it get to that point these days, but when I was much younger) I'd at least try to get him charged with assault. That is just not normal, nor at all acceptable.