Cheap Sunglasses [no. 995 - @tnylgn]

I find there is a direct correlation between how much I spend on a pair of sunglasses and how fast they break.

A pair of $250 sunglasses usually last a week while my $10 gas station sunglasses will probably be passed onto my grandchildren in my will.

If it had only said "I am my sunglasses.", judging by the picture I would've guessed "On crack."