Porta TARDIS

Its milk is clear.

Ever since Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show came out, farmers have been trying to breed their own unicows.

It's an evolutionary advancement to cows to prevent them from being raised for the purposes of beef, because we all know that unicows are hollow.

Well, obviously, it produces chocolate milk.

It's not a unicow. It's a triceracow.

So China, hows that "we don't need no stinking EPA" thing working out for ya?

Those are pretty poor math skills. Tricorn cow would be more correct, and it's probably fake, anyway.

Dennis beat me to it. That's a triceracow.

Aye, that's a Tricornibovine.

I bet it gives rainbow-colored milk (the colors stay separate!) and poops glittery cow-patties.

Fake look at the pixel's!

Horn at the vet-
- Well it started with a small bump on my butt...

Everyone KNOWS a unicow's milk has sparkles in it. It only eats skittles and it poops rainbows. Do not taste those rainbows, BTW.

The unicow will be held captive until it dies but will have lots of visitors taking pictures of it. If it's smart it will start charging for the pictures.

Maybe skittles can make a chocolate version and unicow can then make chocolate milk with sparkles! oh, yummy!

Not a unicow. Move along.

uni= one
tri= three

i agree with ted. somebody can't count.

Triple corn cow :)..............now you are gonna fight for this????????/ sounds weird.... get a life....

My goodness, do they have enough virgin milkmaids in China to ensure the sparkling milk is obtained in a timely manner?