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Bib Fortuna?

"It appears to depict the climatic death scene of Diva Plavalaguna as she passes the element stones on to the hero Corbin Dallas in the classic film The Fifth Element..."

almost forgot

"Save the Ales" Royal Blue XXL

Megamind!

Clearly they are telling you they would like a vacation - one that includes an airplane flight over the scenic lakes and waterways.

-thesaurus, small -

Water fight with dad (Busted)

Megamind!

also: ORLY? size M :)

Papa Smurf picking blueberries.
(ORLY in ladies' large)

Obviously a Snork, although I am worried that it may be out of canon since I couldn't find a blue-skinned one anywhere.

@CHuskey: love your guess!

It's Marge Simpson flipping Homer the bird for not liking that she let her hair down.

Science vs. Magic, Ash Grey, XL

dementor from harry potter sucking the happiness out of everything

more awesome than a double rainbow - M

a dinosaur munching the top of a tree - will move on to other branch soon

PaPa is shooting off fireworks on the 4th of July

MMM...Pi; Ladies L, Serene Green

Papa Smurf's proboscis is growing at an abnormally fast rate! In order to curb its growth he's using a swirling vortex of Smurfy energy to saw it off.

Looks like a cross between Cookie Monster and Jack Skelington.

MMM...Pi; Ladies L, Serene Green

I forgot to mention
I Heart Robots t-shirt size XL

Aayla Secura (aka Aaylas'ecura), Rutian Twi'lek Jedi Master, showing her rebelion by giving the middle finger to the Galactic Empire, specifically Palpatine and Vader (as indicated by the "Ppapa" scrawled at the base of the page). Note how the artists emphasized the hatred felt by Secura for the Empire by scaling her gesture to be much larger in perspective to the rest of her body. Also note in the distance, the Death Star in its beginning stages of construction.

-"I Hear Noir," white, 2xl

That's either the worst map of Texas or the best homage to Starry Night.

Portrait of a member of Blue Man Group

Mmm...Pi, Ladies L, Serene Green

Your children painted a picture of one of the Fugates of the 'blue people' from Hazard, Kentucky who has methemoglobinemia.

Mmm...Pi, Ladies L, Serene Green

It looks like my 3rd grade teacher trying to explain how a black hole works.

Shirt: A Day Without Nuclear Fusion - XL

Blueberry Muffin from Strawberry Shortcake about to a) comb her hair, b) smack Strawberry Shortcake, or c) let a genie out of a big-ass frying pan.

crap -- hip hip array please :)

Crap - forgot the t-shirt... hip hip array or anything math/science geeky.

Note the high ponytail, elaborate bottle, and lavish costume. Your talented children have designed the advertisement for the newly resurrected tv show "I Dream of Genie", starring the multi-talented Smurfette.

I Love Musicals, extra-lrg

Or Smurfette is finally showing Papa Smurf what she thinks of him.

I Love Musicals, extra lrg

It's a Phione, the Sea Drifter Pokémon using Bubble!

I love Ornithology, Black, M

"F*ck You Daddy!" See the middle finger?

Shirt: I Wanna Be A Nonconformist Like Everyone Else

Oops, Medium - I Wanna Be A Nonconformist Like Everyone Else

Chinese child is confused about the western rhyme, I'm a little teapot vs the little Dutch boy who put his finger in the dike.

a Teletubby

Harry Potter attempts to cast a Patronus while trying to save his uncle, Sirius Black, from the prisons of Azkaban. Notice the blue light from the end of the wand (the beginnings of a Patronus charm), the green light from his stomach (representing his soul), the black figure in the sky (a Dementor), and 'Ppa pa' (his cries hoping that his father will save him).

Although it combines two separate experiences of Harry, 1) his experience of being assaulted by the Dementors and 2) waiting in the bushes expecting his father to rescue his past self, it's a tastefully done representation of himself from both perspectives.

--Bad Chewie, Medium--

Daddy setting off fireworks in the backyard. And the ppa pa is not what they call him, but the sound of the fire crackers.

And since my answer is too close to ladybugg's, no shirt. Just wanted to clarify the writing.

a snake guarding an apple ... possibly the adam and eve story. id love the unicorn poop shirt :)

This is clearly Goth Smurf waving the One Fingered Smurfy Salute because Bully Smurf was making fun of his stutter.

(could i have a sneaker pen case in black instead? :P)

A girl reaching for a lolipop