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CRAPCHA

Would you be able to pass this test? CRAPCHA is an acronym for Completely Ridiculous And Phony Captcha that Hassles for Amusement. It is a parody of the annoying CAPTCHA codes that try to verify that you are not a bot. As the bots became more sophisticated, so did the CAPTCHAs, until some of them are impossible for humans to decipher. CRAPCHA takes this to the next level, with characters that are impossible to reproduce. You can embed the application on your website, if you really want to make readers angry. Like this:




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I've seen some that use single, possibly OCR'ed word for the captcha. It couldn't have been the system that uses one known word, and one unknown word, as there was only a single word. But sometimes it seemed to grab things that were not words, like a cut offed equation one time (it didn't like the LaTeX version of the equation...) or non-Roman character based text. I suppose the trick to avoiding such problems might be to build a functional system that can handle such non-word captchas like these guy's captcha.
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Often times there are two words in the captcha. One word is used for verification, the other taken from printed text to convert it to digital. Normally a computer would do this, but there are often words a computer cannot read. This is where you come in.

I don't like being tricked by google like that. Type the verification word and then type whatever you want for the other. You can normally tell the verification word by the font, it's always the same.
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.- -... .-. --- -.- . -. - . .-.. . --. .-. .- .--. .... .-.. .. -. . .. -. ... ..- .-.. .- - --- .-. ..--..

Don't Make Me Send Out The Flying Monkeys!
ladies fit 2xl black
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If you look carefully on the side you will see a small ( J ) this is one of the very common letters on Spark Plugs J4C. This fits lots of small engines like Briggs.


Seqret Cat XL

Craig Clayton
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Little known fact: The original McAdam (blacktop) road surfaces came in two styles. Creamy and Crunchy. This is a sample of the latter.

International Incident 2XL
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My best friend, Herb the pig, once bet me that he could open a bottle of Rochefort with his brand new ceramic crown premolar. I accepted. He lost.

And the Rochefort was still delicious.

Koala, L, Kelly Green
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What question isn't "What was it," it's "What is it?" 'What it is' would would be pieces of broken ceramic or ostrica, once used to ostracize people that the democracy of Athens felt were a danger to the state. Each citizen had one vote. They would write the name of their intended victim on such a shard of ceramic and place it in a voting box. The person with the most votes was ostracized. The most famous citizen of Athens to meet such a fate was General Themistocles who had saved Athens from the Persians just a few years before.

Unpredictable Swing Voter Ladies Med.
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This is what's left of my toilet-bowl after eating Taco Bell's new "Thunder Down Under Taco."
My T-shirt choice is... oooooooo noooooooo! Back in a minute!
... Animal Lover XL...
Help! I'm running out of toilet bowls!
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The remnants of my grandmother's gravy boat, which I broke 20 years ago, but still hear about every-freakin-Thanksgiving when someone says, "Pass the gravy, please." At least that is what I think they are saying. I'm still at the kid's table.

Chilled Monkey Brains - XL
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"ninja rock" very hard fragments of broken spark plug ceramic insulator, thrown at car windows to break them silently for burglary. Actually classified as burglary tools in some jurisdictions.

support cloning XL
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Culturally, white is associated with holiness, goodness, purity and innocence.

I expect it to be a piece of modern art, expressing the end of innocence...

I Heart 8bit computer games... black size m Ladies fit
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Part of my broken glass/ceramic 20+ years collection to someday mosaic with. And yes, I've moved it to and from several houses and apartments over those 20+ years. No, I still do not know how to mosaic and I no longer care for the look.

National Sarcasm Society, 2X.
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