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A device used for packing the bullet into the shell/casing.

Looks to me like a device for monogramming Golf Balls

it's a nutcracker.

it's a potato masher.

it's a bunghole plugger

Nutcracker

It looks like a piercing gun - for piercing ears or other body parts!

This helps to remove lids from jars.

I agree with Jared, golf ball monogrammer

An automatic circumcision device!

It's a pipe cutter.

I don't know, but I bet I could use it to pry the bottle cap off a few cold ones.

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It's an elephant trunk trimmer. Duh!

Combination bottle opener, corkscrew and jar opener

Bottle Cap Crimper

all-in-one wine set (corkscrew, foil cutter, bottle stopper)

I saw this on TV. It's a "Pocket Mohel". Billy Mays hocked these in one of his infomercials (God rest his soul). I thought the skull cap he wore was a nice touch.

A 1922 Bop It.

jar opener.

It's a penis torture device.

I gotta say Jared and Nate are onto something. The little black thing on the side is for the ink.

A Pipe cutter or a stuck jar opener...

A device for tamping your tobacco into your pipe.

It looks like an apple corer to me.

Steampunk letter opener.

Olive pitter?

IT IS FOR PUTTING THE WAX "SEAL" OR "STAMP" ON A BOTTLE OF WINE. EVEN HAS A HOLDER FOR THE DAUBER

I don't know what it is...but if you give it to my wife, i'm pretty sure she will use it on me...you know...nut-craker things...

It's a corkscrew/bottle opener.

for me it looks like a golf ball marker, and the black thingy is used too put ink on the two letters at the bottom.

Orange juicer

A cherry pitter?

Wow, so much for it being "super easy"! I have no idea what it is, but I'm sure you could torture someone with it.

it could be a divice used to monogram a musical instrument like a flute or a clarinet??? just a thought....

I'm pretty sure it's an angry panda

a fingernail straightener

Device to squeeze the pits out of olives.

One of a pair of handcuffs with key ring attachment and medicine injection mod.

My guess is that it's a ticket puncher/marker of some sort.

Or a Mega-Trangoshan Trans-dimensional, Hyperspatial Planetary Tattoo Gun - widely used in the galactic advertising trade.

A device to put a stamp on paper scrolls.

Obviously something to hold your grenade in

I have no idea, but I think "Pocket Mohel" or "angry panda" should win for funniest wrong answer.

I think it's for forming the finger-holes in the 'pink oboe'...

Its a wine bottle opener. just hold the lever and swing at the glass untill it breaks. TaDAA

A jar opener?

Medical instrument used for vasectomies, preferably on cheating husbands. This is the housewife model.

On my eeePC it's an extremely tiny wine press (one grape at a time, we'll get there eventually) the black thing o the side to to scrape the smushed grape off...

On my Mac laptop, its probably some sort of ball marker, but too small to be a golf ball marker.. (use your imagination, fidelity for the win)

Something to do with booze.

juicer

I believe this is an instrument of torture.

Archaic sexual fetish device.

A nipple piercer for gorillas.

It connects rubber tubing to Pipes..

You guys are mistaken about its size : it's a 1852 trepanation device.

Old school keg tap?

testicle masher

Clearly a Prince Albert Applicator.

it's a male chastity belt

It crushes! It squishes! It's the Emasculator!

It looks like a keg tap.

Going with the popular theory and saying it's used to monogram golf balls.

My other guess is that it's either used to put a wax seal on wine bottles, or put a cap on a bottle of beer / alcohol

..is it a Penis Crusher? Penis Crusher?! Penis Crusher?! it looks like a Penis Crusher, is it a Penis Crusher?

i think its a champagne bottle opener!

a fancy wine bottle opener

It is a monogram maker for golf balls.

Of course, I could be mixing it up with the golf ball divet maker from way back when.

It's used to engrave or "imprint" golfballs.
Dennis

It is a device to mark your balls..............GOLF balls. Geeesch, what a bunch of perverts!

cherry pitter... haha.. :D

It is a device to mark your balls… yes, THOSE balls.

Or a p3n!s monogramming device.

Ball monogrammer

My balls are monogrammed, with my DNA.

Used to applying a wax seal on a rolled up piece of paper.
Like one seals used on letters in the old days to identify the sender, and verify that the letter has not been opened.

Obviously a Stevenson Staple Sucker, a staple remover designed and crafted before the invention of the staple. The inventor had to be very imaginative since nobody knew what a staple was going to be shaped like, or be used for. Since it was ~42 more years before staples were invented, it explains why this device was such a commercial failure and therefore somewhat rare. A few have found their way, after being heavily modified, into the collections of gullible golf gear gatherers. Golf ball marker, really.

BTW I don't think identifying the Stevenson Staple Sucker is "easy" for the average "staple ignorant" population. Also, Stevenson later went on to change the name of his company to ACME and was very successful, especially due to an excellent product delivery system.