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Neatorama Caption Contest: Bear in the Woods


Image: Provenance unknown (does anyone know the photographer or back story?) - via Arbroath

It's been a while since Neatorama's last Caption Contest, so let's get to it, shall we?

Funniest captions win neat stuff from the NeatoShop - here are the rules:

1. Write your caption in the comment section below. One caption per comment, please, though you can enter as many as you'd like (in separate comments).

2. Include your selection of a NeatoShop item from the Funny T-Shirt category. You can pick any item in stock, $25 or less.

3. Incomplete entries forfeit the prize, okay?

We'll pick 3 winners soon. Be sure to visit the NeatoShop and take a look around - your purchase helps support indie artists and this blog. Happy captioning!

Update 8/31/12: Contest is closed!

"Scientists have been monitoring strange new habits in the wilderness. Originally brown, this particular adolescent bear is going through what has been termed an emo phase. "

Cold Hearted - I Only Look Sweet (medium)
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Day 45: I've stumbled upon the fabled bear signpost; still haven't the faintest idea as to where it leads. Further studies needed.

Zombie outbreak response team Large
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Would it have killed you to give us oppose-able thumbs?!? Do you know what we could have accomplished with them??!?!? I'm talking top of the food chain here, man would still be living in caves!

Remember: Pillage, Then Burn: XL - Cardinal Red
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'Hell, I've accidentally walked past peoples living room windows and seen those Charmin commercials on the TV. This right here, this is a real Charmin commercial! Silly humans.'

Dogs Have Owners. Cats Have Staff, T-shirt Large, Navy (please)
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When I tried to say hello she started screaming and ran away.
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Mr. Cthulu Navy - Medium
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"Herbavores, please form a line to the right. GRRR...no...to my right."
"Lack of protein sure makes them unable to think clearly," Barry the Bear mutters to himself.

Bacon & Eggs Smiley Face, L, Military Green
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"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite
jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath bore me on his back a
thousand times, and now how abhorr'd in my imagination it is!
My gorge rises at it."

Hello: McLovin XL
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"Therefore, if you elect me, I promise salmon for every household, and a bicycle for every bear."

Bacon & Eggs Smiley Face, L, Military Green
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"Ok now, stop me if you've heard this one-What do you call polar bears that get caught in the rain? Drizzly bears!"

Bacon & Eggs Smiley Face, L, Military Green
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