Well, who among us hasn't tried this approach? Unfortunately for this Russian man, he got stuck three floors down:
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"An eyewitness reported to the regional rescue service that there was a man in the chute ... The rescuers' crew found a man, who was stuck at the fifth floor, in the garbage disposal," a spokeswoman for the emergency services said.
Pictures released by the emergency services showed the glum-looking man sitting helplessly in the chute before he was cut out.
It was not immediately clear what prompted the man to make such a desperate attempt to flee his girlfriend.
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