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It's for sharpening ice picks on a horse shoe without removing the shoe from the horse.

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I think that it is a reaming tool for wood or ice.
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Clamp for setting the stretcher bar in wooden chairs.

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It's an old school steering wheel lock.

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An animal doctors dental or hoof trimming milling tool?

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an early silk-epil / epilady prototype..

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It is a scooter prototype.

It didn't work.

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It's an Amish "Jaws of Life" to extract carriage-crash victims.

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It's a can opener for Jumbo Sardines.

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Down on the farm toothpaste was ordered via the Sears Catalog, and was a luxury item. Back when people brushed their teeth once a week whether they needed it or not, this was also sold in the catalog as a toothpaste tube squeezer so you could get every last drip.

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When television was first invented, lazy people were begging for a way to change the channel when they didn't have kids around to do it for them. Early developers considered the use of multiple connecting handles the best way to keep the television controller functional in different seating situations.

Unfortunately, the lazy culture of the time found these controllers too complicated to master, and decided to just keep the children home from school and available to turn the set on and off or change the channel for them. This is why most adults in this country can barely read or write or think for themselves.

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It's ironic that should show up here. It was designed for the Writer's Workshop of Ashville, NC. It was used in a class as the McGuffin for a story to be made up on the spot, and thus is known as a "hack saw."

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"bathroom buddy" – toilet paper goes on one end and a knob at the other to hang your coat, purse, etc.

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Looks like a wine bottle corker, or to think of it another way, an anti-corkscrew.

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Industrial pie crust crimper.

Its a fruit peeler, probably for apples. Or something funnier.

This is a Japanese torpedo winder from WW2. You know when those torpedos are shot in all the war movies? THey never how you scenes of the sailors laboriously winding up the little propellers. The US navy were the first to have electric torpedo winders, although early in the war they malfunctioned and wound them the wrong way so they ran backwards and sometimes hit our own subs. Today's submarines come with pre-wound torpedoes.

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This the so to speak the paintbrush or tool that Maurits Cornelis Escher used to make his impossible reality woodcuts.

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It's a handlizer, produced by DARPA in 1979 as inspired by the writings of Dr. Seuss. It's three levers that, when turned or pulled, simply move another lever.

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I believe it is a limestone or soft stone edge router to smooth the edge of a slab or to round the edge over.

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A drill.

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It's a handheld edge planer.

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It's a forgotten prototype of an early pencil sharpener.
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Oak chopper(in carpentry).

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Bop-It prototype?

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I believe it is a ANTIQUE HAND HELD KEYHOLE SELF DRILLING Rasp for wood work.

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A vintage handheld angle grinder.

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A can opener for a 50 gallon drum.

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