Don't You Hate It When You're Mugged By Critters?

A man in England was walking home with his groceries when he was accosted by what might be the world's cutest mugger. The suspect, a typical red fox, circled around the man while nipping at him and his groceries. Eventually, the victim gave in and sacrificed a loaf of garlic bread to the bandit, who happily ran away with his prize.

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Haha. That's a classic. Do foxes even eat garlic bread? Or was he just being a dick? http://dkmvs.com/posts/694

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This reminds me of when I went to Costa Rica and a quati approached the group, sat around for a bit, then grabbed a shopping bag with meal stuff. It made off with a pouch of mayo from it.

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I would have given it the chocolate bar.

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Too bad he didn't give it a boot to the head. Now it will be encouraged to continue its mischievous ways and probably get more bold about it. That is, until he gets too bold about it and someone puts him down.

A fed bear is a dead bear and a fed fox is a dead fox. Feed them and you are signing their death warrant.

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