It's time for our collaboration with the always amusing What Is It? Blog. Put on your thinking cap and figure out what the pictured items are -or just make up something ridiculous!
Place your guess in the comment section below. One guess per comment, please, though you can enter as many guesses as you'd like in separate comments. Post no URLs or weblinks, as doing so will forfeit your entry. Two winners: the first correct guess and the funniest (albeit ultimately wrong) guess will win T-shirt from the NeatoShop.
Please write your T-shirt selection alongside your guess. If you don't include a selection, you forfeit the prize, okay? May we suggest the Science T-Shirt, Funny T-Shirt and Artist-Designed T-Shirts?
For more clues, check out the What Is It? Blog. Good luck!
Update: the objects are long-knives for use in cockfights; they were attached to the legs of battle cocks. Craig Clayton was the first with the correct answer, and wins a t-shirt from the NeatoShop! The prize for the funniest answer goes to Steve Pauk, who declared they are Edward Scissorhands' nail clippings!Find out what all this week's mystery items are at the What Is It? blog. And thanks for playing along!
ROFLCOPTOR PILOT
mens XL
wanted: dead and or alive schrodinger's cat
large
chocolate
wanted: dead and or alive schrodinger's cat
large
chocolate
Office Guy Shirt & Tie S
Even today, we still refer to one scissor as "a pair of scissors".
("Bad Chewie" shirt please._
I don't suffer from stress, I'm a carrier. (L)
Pirate rehab, 2XX
I would like a 2XX sized ‘Discombobulate – How Many Daleks Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb?’ t-shirt in charcoal.
No prize, just like sharing my knowledge.
PB & Jellyfish, L, Serene Green
Battle Damage, mens medium
nyuk,grey,xl
nyuk,grey,xl
Neotorama XL, grey
Battle Damage, L.
The problem was this - How to reach your destination, through the narrow, sewerage sticky streets without (and I shudder) touching a poor person. Sometimes the brief journey from your carriage to the desirable door was even enough time for a grubby little woman or disgusting raggedy child to brush against your carefully laundered garments.
Being the age of innovation a very fine gentleman came up with these 'Spacial preservation devices'
The loop of metal fits around the ear of the wearer with the prongs facing upwards inside his top hat. This ensures that the device stays securely attached to his head and that no undesirables will venture too close. Huzzah!
Unicorn Poop XL
large black battle damage
Caged Heart, Medium, Black.
women's large, navy, hippo potty mouth
Womens, large, navy hippo potty mouth
PB & Jellyfish, L, Serene Green
no prize
What happens at Grandma’s L blue.
Old portable gun stands. The spike goes into the ground, and the U shape at top is for leaning your rifle against. Possibly so that you can keep your weapon loaded without being in danger of dirt and gunk getting into the firing mechanisms?
What happens at Grandma's L blue.
PB & Jelly Fish, Large, Serene Green
Brainier than the average bear XXL natural
Brainier than the average bear XXL natural
Battle Damage, chocolate, large
Battle Damage Adult XXL please
Guns don't kill people, dads with daughters kill people. White, XL
Discombobulate 2xl black.
Hello My Name is McLovin T-Shirt XL
Each of these is a prototype of a cutting tool invented by Jebediah Scissor. Jebediah tried to market it for cutting paper and textiles, but it failed miserably. His son, Obadiah Scissor, had a stroke of genius and joined two of them together using a rivet as a pivot point, and the rest is history.
Request Denied t-shirt, large
Schroedinger Cat Trap, Chocolate, Medium.
Unpredictable swing voter, small natural
support cloning - Med.
Schroedingers cat trap xl
Grandma' house T-shirt Ladies Med.
A set of knives to be attached to the feet of roosters for a cock fight...
I (Blood Splatter) Zombies 2xl military green
Tshirt Mens Large
Craig Clayton
Grandma' house T-shirt Ladies Med.