What Is It? game 214



Once again, it's time for our collaboration with the always amusing What Is It? Blog! Do you know what the object in this picture is?

Place your guess in the comment section below. One guess per comment, please, though you can enter as many as you'd like. Post no URLs or weblinks, as doing so will forfeit your entry. Two winners: the first correct guess and the funniest (albeit ultimately wrong) guess will each win a T-shirt from the NeatoShop.

Please write your T-shirt selection alongside your guess. If you don't include a selection, you forfeit the prize, okay? May we suggest the Science T-Shirt, Funny T-Shirt and Artist-Designed T-Shirts?

Check for more clues at the What Is It? Blog. Good luck!

Update: this scary-looking tool is a slater's axe. It's also called a sax, saxe, slate cleaver, slate cutters' trimmer, slate trimmer, and zax. It was used to trim and punch holes in roofing slate. Anker was the first with the right answer, and so wins a t-shirt from the NeatoShop! The prize for the funniest answer goes to marcintosh, who said, "It’s a Panel Trowel. It’s used for spreading white grout in the gaps between comic book panels. That’s why it’s shaped like a word balloon." That one deserves  t-shirt, too! Thanks to everyone who played along. See the answers to all this week's mystery items now at the What Is It? blog.

It's Teddy Roosevelt's cigar cutter. Like Teddy is going to settle for one of those little nancy-boy cigar cutters you get from the tobacconists. This is a cigar cutter for real men.

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it look a lot like a slaters tool. the spike punches holes in the slate for nails(even allows the nails to set smooth due to how the slate layers break through - similar to a bullet going through anything with a small hole on one side that gets bigger on the other) and the little notches are to catch and pop nails to loosen broken tiles for replacement.
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"Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle towards my hand? No? Well let me know when you find one, this soliloquy doesn't work so well with a spikey chopping thing!" Macbeth

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A crudely-forged Nordic butterknife, repurposed in rural Iceland by old Mrs. Guðjohnsen as an icepick and, occasionally, a musical instrument during the village talent show.

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when the butcher is working, time is money, so he uses the cleaver to slice the meat, and the spike to remover marrow from the bones, and hook the next piece of meat from the main hooks, to avoid having to use another tool.

Also, as this is an antique, with the age being around 200-275 years old, guessing, it was also used as a weapon for pirates, which they would attach to a rope, and use as a grappling hook to board other ships.

As the 1800's approached the hook and cleaver began its use in the torture field, as this became the main method of rural torture in spain, germany, and the netherlands. Though the tiem period moved on this device did not, and its use was stopped in 1834.

The bad thing is that since this one survived it carries the curse of the people who were persecuted at its touch, and their souls were trapped in the blade. Do not touch the blade without gloves, or the curse of the blade will spread, and cause a new plague to blanket the land.
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It's a door-to-door salesman's tool. It ofen comes with strrl-toed shous for getting your foot in the door when the customer slams it. The hook is a lever to pry the door open the rest of the way and the trowel part is used to butter the customer up with.

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This is a mason's tool with the broad side used for depositing and spreading the mortar. The spike is for striking bricks and breaking them to make half bricks and other odd sized pieces when needed, and the notched corner was used to even out the mortar and create a smooth slightly indented mortar surface between the bricks on the outward facing surface.

Though this tool was versatile, I think it was eventually decided by more thoughtful (and rational) masons that the hazard of poking one's self in the eye with the spike ultimately outweighed its potential usefulness and subsequently hammers became the tool of choice for making brick fragments.

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An Ice trowel, to shape ice into blocks to fit into ice wagons to be sold to people to put into Ice boxes.

Everytime I see one I get chills.

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It's a teppanyaki implement for making the Japanese dish takoikite, or "kicking octopus." The spike is used to hold the octupus down during cooking and the spatula is used to pick it up & serve.

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Don't you just hate balloons?

This thing means you'll never need to go to another children's party surrounded by those horrible floating harbingers of doom. Flail wildly for a few seconds with one of those babies in each hand and then everyone can enjoy a nice balloon-free party! Our hero! *swoon*
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After the sheep is slaughtered, the cleaver side is used to remove the sheep's head, after which the butcher, with the spike, picks up and moves the head to the next station.
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A thaching knife, to cut the straw up on the roof. The peg is secure the knife, so it don't fall down.

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I think it may be a beekeepers knife. The edge is the right size to uncap honeycomb and the spike and round corner would be useful to pry frames out of the hive.
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It's like one of those bubbles in cartoons that have the words the characters are saying.

You write something like "WTF" or "IN THE MOVIES THE KILLER IS RIGHT BEHIND ME" on it and then hold it over someone's head for a good laugh, then you strike them to death.

Or so I was told.

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It's a bacon slabberizer. You put it on top of the bacon so your bacon won't curl up. The hook is for defense when someone tries to sneak up and steal your bacon. It works!

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It's a Panel Trowel. It's used for spreading white grout in the gaps between comic book panels. That's why it's shaped like a word balloon.

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That's an early modified hand-held version of a lobo (lobotomizer) from the zombie wars. You thwack the head with the pointy bit to destroy the brain, then you use the flat bit to chop it off. The roundy bit is for if your buddy gets his pointy bit stuck in a zombie brain...which it will. They made the handle longer later, because who wants to get within biting range?

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