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The Horizontal Shower

The main disadvantage to getting up in the morning is compelling your body to move from a horizontal position to a vertical position. This experience has been vastly overrated and is avoided by all right-thinking people. Here's a breakthrough design by the home design firm Dornbracht that reduces, but not eliminates, this problem. The next necessary development is a machine that moves you from the bed to the shower (and then back to bed) without any personal effort. What do you think? Would you like to use a horizontal shower?

Content warning: nudity at both links.

Link -via Gizmodo | Photo: Dornbracht

If you're already clean it's great. If you're not, you'll be writhing around in dirty water until it all washes away. I can't imagine many people have ever had a shower and thought 'I wish I could lie down while I was doing this' - the shower experience is surely one where you are refreshed/cleaned from head to toe. There are showers with multiple jets which spray most of your body as you stand, but again the water drains away down to your feet.
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They have this kind of shower in some French therms. While you get showered with hot sea water, you get a back, arm and legs massage...
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Doesn't seem very realistic in functionality. How are you going to clean yourself all around comfortably? You may as well take a bath; it'd be easier.
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