What Is It? game 211 - Neatorama

Once again, it's time for our collaboration with the always amusing What Is It? Blog! Do you know what the object in this picture is? You can win even if you don't know!

Place your guess in the comment section below. One guess per comment, please, though you can enter as many as you'd like. Post no URLs or weblinks, as doing so will forfeit your entry. Two winners: the first correct guess and the funniest (albeit ultimately wrong) guess will each win a T-shirt from the NeatoShop.

Please write your T-shirt selection alongside your guess. If you don't include a selection, you forfeit the prize, okay? May we suggest the Science T-Shirt, Funny T-Shirt and Artist-Designed T-Shirts?

Check out the What Is It? Blog for more pictures of the details of this mystery thing. Good luck!

Update: the pictured item is a meat cleaver with an attached combination tool, which is for sale at eBay. The first person to identify it was Michael S. Gatlin, who wins a t-shirt for his efforts! Chuck Farkley came up with the funniest answer:

Chicken
Pablo Picasso
1934

mixed media with cleaver

So Chuck wins a t-shirt from the NeatoShop, too! Thanks to everyone who played this week. See the answers to all this week's mystery items at the What Is It? blog.

It's obviously a Swiss Army Butcher knife!
Silently Judged by Knitters, XL

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Its a screw thread gauge.

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Standard cleaver salvaged by a future waste collecting robot who misguidedly "repaired" it by attaching random parts to the hanging hole. Call it...

Wall-E Cleaver

battle damage, xl, white

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Well, now you know what happens when you try to stab Chuck Norris in the back!!!

T-Shirt: Resistance Begins at Ohm
Medium

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Multi-tool specifically for tile work.

Shrodinger's cat dead and or alive
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Chocolate

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Fish deboner with depth control and skin remover.

Love the t-shirt Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder. Mens large beer belly if i am lucky.

Cheers.

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This is Paula Deen's latest kitchen tool. It's used for cutting huge slabs of butter...mmm, butter!... for her recipes and then 'shaving' off just a tad so the other tv chefs will quit crabbing about her high fat cooking.

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I don't know but Alton Brown just had a conniption.

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That is a knork, albeit missing the crucial coal burning saw engine lol. So beautiful...

( Look Out Schroedinger's Cat, It's a Trap! , medium)

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What you have they-ah is a professionally mounted, Northern Vermont Terminator Trout.

Look Out Schroedinger's Cat, It's a Trap!

Mens Medium- Chocolate

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This is the awkward love-child resulting from a brief affair between Wolverine and a very seductive Moulinex

Office Guy Shirt & Tie S

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Yellow submarine control lever with blue meany emblem.

better mouse med.

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It's a butcher's knife with handy accessories for cutting tendons, skin, etc.

If life gives you mold, make penicillin.
Ladies fit, S. Any color. Thanks!

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That's the, "Clever Cleaver".

"A day without nuclear fusion" (XL) ...Dark?

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Zombie Apocalypse Survival Mini-kit

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Chicken
Pablo Picasso
1934

mixed media with cleaver

(Unpredictable Swing Voter, small)

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Home Circumcision kit... Just-The-Tip Kit ;)

Battle Damage, light blue, XXL

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Masaharu Morimoto's alligator descaler. 'Cause in his world, they GOT scales.

Heartbreaker, dark gray men's M

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Device used to open SPAM or canned ham and then slice the meat into serving size portions.

PB & Jellyfish, Ladies L, Serene Green

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thats got to be one of those Gynecologic tools! Who comes up with those things anyway? Sorry!! I want the Carbon Footprint T-shirt soo bad!

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thats got to be one of those Gynecologic tools! Who comes up with those things anyway? :)

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Something something zombie something...

I flunked anger management in large please

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Mechanical Iguana

Don't Make Me Send Out The Flying Monkeys - XL

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oh yeah and a large i'm schizophrenic and so am I please or x-large discombobulate

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this is a basic meat tenderizer, and slicing device. the various blades cut the meat so that it can better absorb the marinade, and the cleaver, well, cleaves the meat. the tenderizing blades can be turned then re tightened and used as a tenderizing mallet to further batter the meat
Also a torture weapon in times of desperation, as it would not kill very quickly and delivered excruciating pain
This is not used very often anymore due to the fact that most meat is pre tenderized or/and raised to be tender.

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The HoboHelper potgang multitool. Everything you need to feast on beans, liquor, sterno, etc. Also a handy defense against yard bulls when jakeleg prevents a dash to safety.

battle damage, xl, white

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It is a combination meat tenderizer, cleaver, hammer, bottle opener, etc. which is classified as a kitchen tool.

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It's the tool of the Dread Dragonskinner! Bogeymen of baby dragons, it will come for them in the night unless they keep their scales shiny and tidy and bright--at least that's what dragon mommies say. "Beware the Dread Dragonskinner and his Scale Ripper of, um, Dread!" BOO!

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It's a steampunk crumpet flinger! Perfect for your next quasi-tea party!! Be the life of the party! Fling crumpets at your hostess!

Witchy - dark grey - XL

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*steps closer* It's the,
*steps closer* new and improved,
*steps closer* tonberry knife,
*steps closer* from Final Fantasy!
*stab*

Keep on bloggin - dark grey

Thanks guys

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That's the prototype for Edward Scissorhands' first hand. However, "Edward Whateverthehellhands" wasn't as catchy, so Tim Burton changed it to scissors.

What happens at Grandma's L blue.

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It's sort of a Swiss army knife. The attachment has multi-functions, but can be used as a can opener, the knife as a fulcrum to open the can with the attachment.

What happens at Grandmas L blue

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That is the knife Jason uses in Friday The 13th: Kitchen Nightmares

Save the ales medium mens

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June Cleaver's Tool for Disciplining Wally & The Beaver

PB & Jellyfish, Ladies L, Serene Green

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Zombie Opener.

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It's a measuring guide for apprentice sous chefs -- the head chef requests "julienne 1" and the apprentice cuts one piece, holds it up to the measuring guide, and sees if the rest need to be larger or smaller.

The can opener is there to prevent a repeat of Bobby Flay's "tomato sauce incident".

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Campers? multi-tool.
*cleaver/hatchet/knife
*saw
*screwdrivers?
*bottle opener
*can opener
*"alligator"wrench
*hammer

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It's a table with a knife on it.

Battle Damage, Men's 2xl, Chocolate

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banana-seeder-
-extension for the first version of this "nicer dicer" kitchen aid tool...

Looks phantastic in tv-commercials ... and doomed to eternal non-usage in the lowest kitchen drawer..

:-)

Vegan Zombie 2x

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Josef Mengele's Speculum

Battle Damage, Men's large, serene green.

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It's a kitchen multi-opener tool - can, bottle, jar, box, bag, etc.

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe XXXL

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The Scrapbooker 5.0: Add a decorative edge for all your scrapbooking needs! *Distributor not responsible for accidental flesh mutilation.

(I Heart Teuthology, Ladies M, Ash Gray)

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Frozen Juice opener
Science T Shirt, XL

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And because I can't read rules, Statistics is the art... Size M.

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It's a can opener for feline misanthropes.

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Frozen Juice opener

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Gaming cleaver. Skinning, deboning etc.

I'm not schizo. mens Large t-shirt

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Mario Batali shoe horn

I heart records x-large

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It a bone cutting saw, used for amputations.
Pink Freud mens large

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cleaver with a multi-purpose can opener attached to it.

I heart records x-large

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This must be some ancient version of the pocket Swiss knife, only it's not that handy. :)

Hydrogen Bondage (navy, medium)

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A multi tool attachment, maybe military issue...

$ the root of all evil, medium, black

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