This Breakfast Is the Right Way to Start, and Finish the Day



If you eat everything, it's free and you get a t-shirt and your picture posted on the hall of fame. Despite this motivation, only one person has finished the Winkinator Challenge from Mary Jane's Cafe in Warrensburg, Missouri:

The breakfast challenge consists of a MASSIVE 17? diameter x 1/2? thick pancake, 12 eggs, 8 pieces of sausage, 12 strips of bacon, & 2 large glasses of chocolate milk. The platter weighs just over 5 Lbs.


http://damnthatlooksgood.com/the-winkinator-challenge-from-mary-janes-cafe/ -via That's Nerdalicious!

While a lot of these big meals look possible, at least to me, it's the time limit which will stop you winning a free meal. I could do that one in maybe 2 or 3 hours, but in not in 1.
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I don't think I could ever understand the "food challenge" trend. Are we really so compelled to waste?

That said, no one has ever finished the Killjoy Challenge: A bucket of hot wings, three bags of pork rinds, a pint jar of shelled spanish peanuts, two pounds of chili cheese fries, and a whole case of beer. All within two hours.

Makes about as much sense, doesn't it? Pick some arbitrary quantities of foods that are commonly eaten together, call it a challenge and wait for the moron from the Food Network to show up.
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It looks doable to me too. But somebody eating it in 37 minutes? What a waste! They must have been just shovelling it in and swallowing without chewing.
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Forgot to add. My brother and I used to always get a double order of spaghetti and meatballs when our parents took us out to an Italian restaurant. One time we decided to go for the triple order. I think the cook decided to put an end to such foolishness. He must have found the two biggest platters he had and loaded them up to be served. When the server came out, my brother and I looked at each other, knowing we were in trouble. Our Mother with a sly grin on her face watched us as we downed every last strand of pasta and piece of meatball. It was painful. Lesson learned the hard way. is there any other way for a teenager?
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When people say "I'm vegan/vegetarian" I always translate it in my head to "I care more about animals than the poor immigrant workers who pick the vegetables I eat"
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