Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop

A 30-year-old man in Madison, Wisconsin has found a sure-fire way to get his 15 minutes of fame on the internet.
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, 30, was arrested Thursday afternoon on charges of carrying a concealed weapon, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and a violation of probation in Madison, Wisc.

Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was born Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, according to court records unearthed by the Capital Times. He legally changed his name to Beezow Doo-Doo Zoopittybop-Bop-Bop in October.

According to Zopittybop-Bop-Bop's apparent Facebook account, when he's not in trouble with the law he enjoys activities including "eating," "standing," walking," "thinking," and "diamond." He's also single... so there's that, ladies.

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(Image credit: Dane County Sheriff's Office)

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I cooked pasta from cold water years ago by accident because I just wasn't thinking to let the water heat up and boil first. No one died. I can't remember how I timed it but i just kept taking out a sample after awhile until the tenderness was right.
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I have been doing this for years. To add to the heresy I also only use enough water to have 2" over the pasta, and turn off the heat when the water starts to boil and just let the pasta cook in the hot water with the lid on for about 9 minutes. It uses about ¼ the amount of energy and is faster since you don't have to wait for the water to boil before cooking.There seems to be no detectable difference in the pasta that I can tell.
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