A man wearing a t-shirt reading "I'm A Drunk" crashed into a police car early Thursday on Long Island and is being charged with driving while intoxicated, police said. [...]
The entire message on his t-shirt reads "I'm Not An Alcoholic, I'm A Drunk. Alcoholics Go to Meetings."
There are so many different crimes that people can commit. Surely there is a market for a t-shirt for each one!
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Drunk-Driving-T-Shirt-Im-A-Drunk-Police-Car-Suffolk-County-Road-83-134035968.html -via Dave Barry | Photo: Flickr user Dan4th