Accidentally Public Proposal

My mother-in-law is one of these.

cool, when i become a crotechety old man instead of yelling for kids to get off my lawn i can just point this at this mofo at 'em.

hey you kids!!!

I'm sure it's been thoroughly tested and has no negative side-effects, like, say, increasing risk for cancer. Right? Right?

Why does that make me think of the officer who praised his men for shooting a non-violent demonstrator in the head with rubber bullets?

And now I see people trampling each other in panic to get away, those who got trampled down getting second degree burns in addition and the military reassuring everybody, that's it's really necessary and totally safe. Who cares about burns or blisters, they don't last long anyway.

Sometimes I wonder about the scientists who develope those things...

wow, looks great for torture and protest marchs control...

think mirrors. . .

I guess I'll have to add a Faraday cage to the combat helmet, gas mask, and gloves I already wear to express my civil liberties.