NASCAR Prayer - Neatorama

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Pastor Joe Nelms offered this prayer before the Nascar Nationwide series race in Nashville last Saturday. Boogity boogity! -Thanks, Bill!

I just don't understand how American Christianity has managed to get such a bad name when you see such pious, humble, reverential servants of the Lord such as Pastor Joe Nelms?

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Secretly the drivers were saying a different prayer:

Dear Lord, although I'm about to drive in a large oval at speeds around 150-200mph, please don't let me crash. I know you're bending the rules of physics and, well, common sense with this prayer. But after my Klan meeting tonight I've got tickets to a Jeff Foxworthy show and I'd hate to miss that.

aaayyyy-men.

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They say prayers before Nascar races?! Why am I so surprised?!

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I guess this means you didn't watch Talladega Nights:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7pco3TTV5k

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Thank You for Toyota??? Memories are short lived...

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Come on folks, lighten up! That was amazing. Did God say we are not allowed to have fun? This guy should get gigs doing this at ball games and such.

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