MMOV is Part 6x6 and Part DJ Booth

An adjustable tie down from before they invented the ratchet tie down?

This and a kayak went missing from my roof rack at 60 MPH.

Paddle Faster - I Hear Banjo Music XL

Could this be an electrode for execution by electric chair?

Exterminate Me XL

A steampunk sweat headband. For use whilst riding one's dandy horse.

I'm talking, you should be taking notes, men's M dark grey

I was awarded one of these by my former wife. I'm officially a "red belt" at screwing thing up.

It holds a bandage firmly over a limb wound (not the same as a tourniquet). Would be handy if it's only a flesh wound.
Schrodingers Cat Wanted, xl

What my mother used to hold me down during meal times. Oh, the memories.

Look Out Schroedinger's Cat, It's a Trap!
Ladies, Medium

It's a brass screw clamp with a red belt. heh

It's a boy scout badge circa 1910. Mint condition!

Look Out Schroedinger's Cat, It's a Trap!

Unisex md
Chocolate

It’s a furniture clamp,for gluing furniture

One of Two Most Elusive Things in the Universe Found

A epithelial and parietal flange ratchet for a ophthalmic socket tightener necessitated by autonomous sternutation.
(It goes on your head and holds yer eyeballs in when you sneeze.)

National Sarcasm Society, Red, XL

A Petit's Tourniquet used for maladies such as snakebites, blood loss or congestive heart failure. Most uses for this are now rendered quaint by more modern medical treatments.

Unpredictable swing voter Ladies Med.

...Bender didn't like it when his girlfriend said "My turn!"

Powered by Caffeine XL

lady gaga prototype sunglasses.
wrap strap around head, putting the screw on
your nose; twist until you can see no more.

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It's a Cast Iron Pipe breaker.

Where's Higgs Boson? XL

That is just totally messed up! That's what that is.

Powered by Caffeine mens large ash grey

Down here in the south, we have an expression that people use when they're suffering from various and sundry ailments and disorders: "I've got a hitch in my getalong."

This is an actual Getalong Hitch Adjusting Device.

XL Twaggies Logo

It's a costume accessory, a strap-on winding key worn on the back, frequently seen on the cosplay folks at Cymbal-Banging Monkey Con.

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It's a coal miner's safety hatband, worn over a hardhat. Before the advent of caged canaries to discover poisonous gases in mines, miners used to use a particular kind of cheese which turned green when exposed to various chemicals. The screw on the cheese-holder allowed a miner to adjust the cheese so it was visible beyond the hat's brim.

Master of my Domain Name, Navy 2XL

Is it, Uncle Fester's Safety Athletic Supporter or, SAS??

*Uncle Ben's Semiautomatic Rice Machine Pistol

Dr. Frankenstein's neckbolt setter.

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This is to tie your wife's (or partner's) waist to the stove. Is can be adjusted for bulky or skinny women.

-Battle damage t-shirt, Ash grey , M, please

Thanks

Its a strap-on um . . .appliance.

The Tin Man was lacking more than a heart, if you know what I mean . . .

Pluto: Proof That Size Matters
Navy, 2XL please.

What is it? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

Lesser of two Weevils, biggest size you got...

This is a 19th century artificial insemination device for kangaroos. It looks a little odd because kangaroos have forked, uh, insemination organs. (seriously, look it up!) The inseminator would load the brass tube with the, uh, genetic material, then strap the device to his pelvis and, uh, endear himself to the female kangaroo. Approximately 2.3 minutes later, the female roo was preggers, and the inseminator was smoking a cigarette.

Beer will change the world, XXL... or XXXL if you can swing it!

It’s a furniture clamp,for gluing furniture

You know the phrase, "Ve hav vays of makink you talk"? Well, _this_ is The Way.

Please donate to a local animal rescue.

It's a furniture clamp.

Strap & clamp that hipster mountain climbers use for carrying celebratory magnums of champagne up the side of a mountain.

PB & Jellyfish, L, Serene Green

A banding clamp for making frames

PB & Jellyfish, L, Serene Green

Nonsparking Ziffle interrupt key for clockwork destructo robots. As you have that, and it is not attached to a robot, well somewhere there's going to be trouble.

T Shirt Tan XL"Relish Today, Ketchup Tommorow"

tournakit - definately a device that could cut off blood to a body part

An industrial Bow, who knew you could wrap a 20 foot sewing machine?

X-Large, Navy, Hippo Potty Mouth

An industrial bow, who know you could wrap a 20 foot sewing machine :)

X-Large Navy, Hippo potty mouth

That is a tie down for a rigging truck of some kind.

X-Large, Navy, Hippo Potty Mouth.

This is a "button helper" to squeeze you until you can fasten the button on those skinny jeans.

Chemists do it on a table XXL light blue

It's a clamp for holding round and odd shapes together for gluing purposes!

Inside Every Older Person XL

Looks like a tourniquet

Sandpooper XL

The original „Band Aid“,( to remind the people that it’s Chrismas?)also usable as adjustable "male chicken" ring?!?

The Lesser of the Two Weevils, 2X ash grey

Chastity belt with benefits.

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P.S. Resistance begins at Ohm size L

It's an early prototype adjustable underwire brassiere. You wear the belt, and adjust the height for the desired liftness and separation. Not pictured is the second truss.

Looks like a tourniquet.

Neatoramabot xl blue

A tourniquet, peut etre a Petit tourniquet...

a civil war aera? medical device for stopping a blood flow...

Never Grow Up navy size m ladie’s fit

I believe it is a gas cylinder bottle restraining strap to secure an upright bottle to a wall. Welding bottles are secured to a roll around cart. The bottle could also be used in a lab to secure to supply exotic gases.

Paddle faster I hear banjos XL

Craig Clayton