What's Inside The Box: Thor - Neatorama

Howdy, Neatoramanauts - it's your lucky day! A mysterious box Thor Box showed up at the NeatoPlex last week. What's inside the box? Well, we don't know! Here's where you come in.

Let's play a game of What's Inside The Box (like we did a while ago with Iron Man 2). Contest rules are simple:

Enter your guess in the comment below
1. One Thor item you think is in the box.
2. Head on over to the NeatoShop and take a look at our wide selection of Funny T-Shirts. Pick one that you'd like (please include size and color).

One entry per comment, please. If you don't enter both, you forfeit the prize, mmkay? First person to guess the content of the Thor Box correctly wins whatever's inside. Two more people - picked at random - will win the T-shirts they selected. You can enter as many comments as you'd like.

Got that? Good luck!

I hope it's a thor plushie. Possibly free tickets to see the flick too?

Look out shroedingers cat - lrg blk

Thx

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Probably contains my Halloween costume - Thor's armor and hammer complete with sound effects.

May the Fork be With You - Med Royal

Thanks guys!

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War hammer, stickers, and comics?

THesuarus, ashgrey, women's fit medium.

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There will be a Mjolnir of some sort - a keychain perhaps.

A piece of Thor's armor maybe.

The Last Cookie - Kelly Green - 2XL

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Hmmmmm....I'm guessing a costume, sword, action figure, and comic book in the box :D.

T-Shirt- "Circle of Trust" (Medium)

THANKS :D

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Oh sorry....forgot one more thing, a HELMET :P

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photos from the movie, action figure, an urn or cup that has some thor stuff on it, possibly a thor hammer.

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I think it's the Hammer of Thor with misc papers about the movie.

Cleverly Disguised as a Responsible Adult - 3x

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ACTION FIGURE! + comics.
Squee!
T-shirt = I Blame Hipsters

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Mmm pie Medium black

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An assortment of Thor toys: action figures and role playing items.

The Last Cookie - L

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Replica Thor Hammer and a comic book of the movie.

Schrodinger's Cat, women's medium.

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1. Thor's Hammer
2. Wizard of Oz, The Short Version: 2XL, Dark Grey

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My guess is that it is an action figure or Thor and Heimdall with a stand.

Schroedinger's Cat: Wanted Dead And/Or Alive
Large! Green (any color green) or brown!

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OORR same think but with Loki...so:

My guess is that it is an action figure or Thor and Loki with a stand.

Schroedinger's Cat: Wanted Dead And/Or Alive
Large! Green (any color green) or brown!

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OORR I'm completely wrong. Is that a guess? if so...

Schroedinger's Cat, Large, Green or Brown

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Im betting a desktop model of Thor's Hammer in rock and promotional materials.

ROFLCOPTER pilot-2xl

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Scale model of Thor's Helmet,
Bad Chewie 2XL (doesnt matter what color)

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1. I think it's a Thor Hammer made out of the same material as those cool Hulk hands.
2. I like the http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Bad-Chewie shirt. XL, white.

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A copy of Zeppelin II and a helmet :)

Paddle Faster, 2x

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Yea my first thought was Thor's hammer in nerf obviously! But since I'm slow to respond to these things - my whole life is off-set from the norm - I'll go with a Thor mousepad (likely produced by 3M).

I'm not a schizophrenic, neither am I (L Black)

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Thor's Hammer

Wizard of Oz Short Version Size Med.

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Tickets to the show and Thor's helmet.

Wizard of Oz Short Version Size Med.

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Thor action figure

Wizard of Oz Short Version Size Med

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Thor Costume complete with body armor and red cape plus his hammer.

Wizard of Oz Short Version Size Med

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Of course a replica of thor's hammer, a comics, an action figure and some pressbook portfolio.

Schroedinger's cat L and in chocolate color.

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Thor helmet

Unicorn Poop large

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Don't open that box. It contains the icy cold of Niflheim.

If I only had some brains

2xl black

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it's either the Hammer of Mjolnir or it's not... it's impossible for me to tell.

Clever/Stupid XL military green

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A keychain light that projects and image of Thor from the movie, a small sword, a hammer

Elizabethan Homies, xxl

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It's the sticky, bludgeoned corpse of Jormangand, the world serpent, killed by Thor at Ragnarok. I just can't see the big ol' thunder god walking away from that fight without a trophy for the wall, which he has now donated to promote his new film. Which all goes to show you that, for the gods of Asgard, good PR trumps bragging rights any day!

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Hammer of Mjolnir (replica?), and a Thor action figure/plushie, thor artbook?

Bug or Feature? Medium ash grey

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Art set with crayons, pencils, markers, and coloring pages of the characters.

Love Machine, Black, large

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Thor Beach Towel

Love Machine, Black, Large

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OHHH FORGOT COLOR >..<

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A replica of Thor's Hammer and a press kit.

Zombie - Eat Flesh ladies fitted T, Large, Black.

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1. Thor's Hammer
2. Protected by Ninja Kitty, M, Ash Grey

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1. Thor's Helmet
2. Protected by Ninja Kitty, M, Ash Grey

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1. Complete Set of Thor Comics(V.1, 2, and 3 compilations of issues from 1966 to present)
2. Unicorn Poop, M, Navy

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1. Thor's Hammer
2. Unicorn poop, tshirt, 2xl, serene green

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I think it is a toy Mjolnir that makes thunder noises and shoots projectile lightning darts. I would love this ROFLCopter Pilot shirt. http://www.neatoshop.com/product/ROFLCOPTER-Pilot

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Shield Badge

I Heart 8 Bit - Large

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Thor's Lightning Hammer and Thor underwear!

Love Machine XL

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Thor's Hammer and Thor underwear!

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Thor's helmet for sure!

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1. A scaled down replica of Thor's hammer
2. Bunny love <3 L/Pink

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Gotta be the hammer. please Hammer dont hurt them.
or a big tube of BenGay (tho you are not tho thor anymore)

Terminator Blue:Black Large

too little sleep in too long of time.

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There's gotta be a hammer. And a helmet. Hopefully, a black t-shirt with blue circles on it, too.

If I win, I want the "Behind every great man ...rolling her eyes" t-shirt. Size L, dark blue or navy.

Thanks.

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IS IT A THOR HAMMER, SWORD, AND ACTION FIGURE?
Bunny love L Pink

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hammer and helmet

i like the 'money is the root of all evil' shirt
medium, green

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Fenris wolf head mounted like a jack-in-the box

If I only had brains
2xl black

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I think there will be Thor's Hammer, cape, gauntlets , and boot covers for Cosplay. I think there will be 3 comics, a bunch of movie picture postcards. Also 3-5 action figures.
"Protected by Ninja Kitty" L Ash Grey

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Adventures in Babysitting on VHS.

Gnomero Uno, L, Natural

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A camera of some sorts.

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A camera of some sorts, maybe a sticker?

More Awesome Than A Double Rainbow
Size: Ladies fit large
Color: Navy

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A pen that lights up with the power of lightning!
"That's How I Roll" t-shirt in chocolate XL

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Thor headphones
Big Wiener grey 2xl

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Thor's thong. Thize thirty-three, thister.

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1. I'm gonna think big and say a laptop!
2. Happy Face (medium)

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1. A Thor Hoodie
2. Smiley Face (medium)

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1. Thor trading cards
2. Smiley Face (medium)

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1. Bust of Thor
2. Smiley Face (medium)

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Its got a helmet, odin action figure, loki action figure, thor action figure, a hammer, maybe poster?.
Math Puns are the First Sine of Madness

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A Thor action figure, hammer, graphic novel based on the movie and probably some movie still. May the fork be with you. Med black

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Thor's hammer... WITH cool smashing sound effects!!

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Packs of Thor Marvel studios/upper deck movie trading cards

more awesome than a double rainbow - medium

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Thor's mighty hammer of course.
Friend/Enemy XL, Black

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One ticket to Valhalla courtesy of Thor's hammer to your head.

Type Bike XL

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1. Thor's hammer

2. http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Look-Out-Schroedingers-Cat-Its-a-Trap in women's medium please!

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A collection of concept art from the movie, most likely in a book or two.

I'm fond of Blackbeard's Grog 'N Ale, medium.

Thanks for the opportunity guys!

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I also have to think that there's a "guide to Asgard" in there. It is a promotional item after all.

Blackbeard's Grog 'N Ale, M

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Thor Bobble Head

Friend/Enemy XL/Black

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Baldur,Hogun,Fandral and Volstag action figures

if I only had brains, 2xl black

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Set of dumbbells?

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Inside the Thor Box is a Thor Trivial Pursuit Game.

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A press release.

Celtic knot shamrock, men's XL

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1: Plastic Thor Hammer
2: Dark Side of the Moon, Large

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My first guess:

Foam/Nerf hammer.

Talk Nerdy To Me (L)

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Guess #2

Thor 3d glasses

Talk Nerdy To Me (L)

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I bet the box contains Thor themed merchandise, most notably a small Thor poster as well as a shirt.

Ladies' Grey Roflcopter pilot shirt, if you please!

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Alternatively, it may contain Thor comics, or a copy of the new Thor video game. An art book is also likely :)

Ladies' Grey Roflcopter pilot shirt in as small as it comes! Forgot to mention size in my previous comment.

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Oh heavens, the ads in the corner keep giving me ideas! It may be a Thor water bottle or mug! That would be highly exciting. Ah, forgot to read, it says one item per guess? That's no fun!

Ladies' Grey Roflcopter pilot shirt in as small as it comes!

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Ith there cheethe inside the Thor box ?

If I only had brains 2xl black

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Contest closed.

Thor swag winners: cameron, Klyde, sanderson81, TheBurke, tubacca123
Funny T-Shirt winners: Sasquatch, Blitzanger

Congrats, guys!

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