Playing Tetris with Rubik's Cube

Saw set gauge.

Inside every older person. XL.

Papal shoe trees

Bacon and Eggs Smiley, XXL

Spider Set Gauge

Exterminate Me. XL

Flipper screws, for uncooperative manatee interrogation!

Schrodinger's cat - L

It's that thing, you know the one that does stuff...

clown tardis 2xl

Disc brake alignment tool
"Bug Or Feature", Mens XL, Ash Grey

Clamps used for making flyfishing flies.

Elemental Silver Surfer, 2X, Black

Tire boot locks for pennyfarthing bicycles.

Elemental Silver Surfer, 2X, Black

Journeyman's nail gun. Used mainly for ear piercing.
Brushed skill med natural

Antique Page Turner. For piano players to turn their sheet music.

They're braces! You know.. for kids

Clever/Stupid Black M (No need to giftwrap it, only if maybe an intern or something has nothing better to do)

It's a hipster-clip, used to hold together delusions of originality.

Keep Calm and Eat Bacon XL

Fishing lures to catch the mystical metal monster, the Iron Kraken!

Cyber Can XXL

These are Victorian-era bustle stays, which prevented the embarrassing "sidecar effect" of an inadvertently rotated bustle. The device clamped onto the midline of the bustle, with the fin keying into the wearer's conveniently placed natural cleft, thus preventing lateral bustle drift.

nyuk,xl,natural

It is a telegraph tapper thingy.

Schrodinger's Cat: Wanted Dead And/Or Alive
Mens Med Choc please

It's a telegraph key.

Bite Me
XXL Red

Whatever it is it belonged to Henry Victor Thomas...you can see his engraved initials

Clown Tardis 2xl

It's one of those things that you can never find, (but always need), to complete your taxes properly.

Mandelbrot MIce
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