When Cows Attack

Alex

Forget Jaws! The real danger is far closer to home: statistics reveal that more Americans are killed each year by something far more dangerous .... the cow.

The next time you're nervously scanning the surface of the sea for a dorsal fin, remember one thing: Statistically speaking, you are much more likely to be killed by a cow than a shark.

Between 2003 and 2008, 108 people died from cattle-induced injuries across the United States, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. That's 27 times the whopping four people killed in shark attacks in the United States during the same time period, according to the International Shark Attack File. Nearly all those cow-related fatalities were caused by blunt force trauma to the head or chest; a third of the victims were working in enclosed spaces with cattle.

While the ongoing battle between cow and man is overwhelmingly one-sided (and delicious), the people who work closely with cattle take major risks. "I've been kicked, I've been pushed, I've been charged," says 22-year-old Margaret Dunn, a graduate research assistant studying animal science at Iowa State University. "Like what they say about dogs, they can smell fear."

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Yes. Statistically this may be true, but the comparison of sharks to cows is ludicrous. People don't live underwater, the chances of running into a cow is so much greater for most people, so the number of cow related deaths would be much greater.
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If you look into it further I'd be willing to bet that people who don't willingly place themselves in close proximity to cows are less likely to be killed by a cow than people who don't willingly place themselves in close proximity to sharks are to be killed by a shark.
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Apart from this particular comparison, we are generally more afraid of things that are unlikely to happen to us than things that are common. Smokers are more likely to fear a terrorist attack or an earthquake than heart disease or lung cancer.
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@ Ryan S

I am a smoker and I don't fear a terrorist attack.

So there. (Full disclosure: I do not live in the United States.)

(And yes I am aware that smoking is unhealthy. Everything you do has a certain risk. Driving a car is a risk, but you still do it right? And yes I know you are going to say that is a rationalization.)
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Let me rephrase: I'm not so sure people are generally more afraid of unlikely things. What I do know is that these unlikely things get a lot of press. Because they get a lot of press people start worrying about them. There is a difference.
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@ All

My point was broader than smoking. I used smoking because I am a smoker, and day-to-day, I do not fear the effects of smoking. I'm more likely to fear an external threat than my own behavior. I'm also more likely to fear the unusual than the usual. Most of my fears are caught up in the social atmosphere, whether or not I am approved.
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Blind, that's what I read, too.

Maybe there would be less cow attacks if farmers weren't always sticking things up their butts. I can't imagine a shark sitting still for an artifical insemination.
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No doubt. I was attacked by a cow and it wasn't when I lived on a farm. It was recently when I was out hiking. Parts of the Appalachian trail run through farmland where cows are out grazing. I was walking through a field and saw the milk cows in the distance, one apparently didn't take too kindly to me crossing her field and started running towards me. At first I thought it was funny since I've never seen a dairy cow run. But then I remembered that this animal weighed probably more than 1,000 pounds and I wouldn't have much choice in the matter if it decided to sit on me. So I ran for the other side of the field where the steps took you up over a fence. She caught my butt with her head just as I hit the first step and gave me a helpful shove over the fence where I didn't touch any other steps.
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I think it is also becoming wider known now that bovine flatulance is a big contributor to green house gas emissions. I mean, I think it is more significant than concrete.
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