Does the "Forever Lazy" Mark the End of Civilization?


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It's really just a baggy jumpsuit made of soft material, but what's striking is that the Forever Lazy outfit is being marketed as the best accessory for doing nothing productive. Fashion blogger Manolo writes:

Manolo says, yes, it has come to this. For the people who believe that readjusting the Snuggie when you move from the Barcolounger to the mobility scooter is too much work, comes the Forever Lazy, described as :”the one piece, lie around, lounge around, full body lazy wear!” (Please note that the exclamation mark is in the original, apparently the punctuational celebration of sloth rewarded.)


Bah! I'm waiting until baby sleep sacks are available in adult sizes.

Link via Glenn Reynolds

Previously: Inventions for Lazy People

Baby Sleep Sacks -- in the early 80's my mom bought the proto-proto-type of the Snuggie/Slanket/Forever Lazy. It looked like a sleeping bag, but it snapped up the front. You got in, and the top inside corners could fold down over your shoulders and snap at the center front, creating two sleeves. Or, you could unsnap it all the way and use it like a regular blanket. Awesome!
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I love the "back door."

I used to have something similar to this about 10 years ago but it was just called a "sac" or something. Mostly wore it in the winter or when I was sick, it was warm but I wouldn't ever leave the house
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Where do people get off wearing something warm and comfortable in the privacy of their own homes? They should always dress as if some anonymous web surfer is watching and judging them.
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