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The world's largest (and worst) set of false teeth ever made.

It's a device that breaks down the flax stalks to get the fibers out to make linen.
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A punishment for glory-hole users.

An old fashioned Amish game for playing "Chicken". You've gotta be quick if you don't want to lose your hand.
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It is a device for holding raw lumber in place for cutting it to length.

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It's a birdfeeder.

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It is a musical instrument, called a Hurograp. A series of metal spoons are drawn across the teeth to accompany throat singing of Bessminim eunuchs. It was banned by Pope Ribald in 1542 and all the sppons in southern Moldavia (where the Hurograp was popular) were made into forks. Starvation follwed as people could not eat pork soup, which was the national dish, until the Spork was invented by Valdimir Burnovis. For his intervention into 'God's Wrath' he was excommunicated and defenstrated, then buried in a shallow grave at a crossroads. Yours looks out of tune.

It's an ancient sheep-shearer. It's missing the crank on the side and the rollers are gone now (this is quite common in ancient sheep-shearing mechanisms). But it's still quite valuable.

One would have the sheep line up single file while cranking the handle on the rollers while run the sheep through the teeth one at a time. The wool would be stripped off neatly and quickly, yet no harm coming to the sheep. It went out of favor for a more rounded design that would also remove the wool from the sides of the sheep and not just the top and bottoms of them.

It's quite rare, and if you have the rollers and the canvas head covers the sheep wore while going through it, you could probably retire.

It's the boogy mans set of false teeth. Eating all those children have taken a toll. O Rly shirt babydoll brown.

An ancient torture device called a knee splitter.
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An ancient torture device called a knee spliter.
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It is an elephant circumcision kit. Anesthesia is highly recommended.

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Jesus' bagel slicer

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The jawbone of a Domokun. Fewer people must be masturbating; it ran out of kittens to feed on.

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A short lived version of an Amish bundling board used during courtship. One bad move...

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I think it's a hide scraper. . . to scrape all the gunk off of animal hides before they are tanned.

If that's not it, I vote for bagel slicer

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it's a de-barker for lumber!

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This is the depiction of H.P. Lovecraft's lesser Elder Deity, "Omnomikus".

"And those who meditate upon the name of this Old One without the offering of cookies shall be subject to strange aeons of infinite... om...nom...ery".

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It's a cutter for hay, straw, alfalfa, grass, etc. Before hay bales were invented, farmers needed to cut the hay down to a manageable size.

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Cilvil war era leg amputation device.

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It looks a lot like a rack and pinion system. Pulling on the handle would move some gears and adjust the other bar.

A device used by moils at group bris ceremonies

It looks similar to a flax break, a wooden tool that crushes flax stalks in order to begin processing linen from them. However, I've never seen one with big metal Domokun teeth or any teeth at all. I would think that it would be too effective at crushing and ruin the fibers.

There are tools called hackles with teeth that separate fibers but this isn't anything like them.

Therefore I hazard it's some kind of braking device

An early version of the Mechanical Gru.

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Whatever it is, it looks painful.

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A coconut cracker. grey, medium, shroedingers cat

Pinnochio's original mouth... grey, medium, shroedingers cat

Obviously, it's a clamp for holding logs for cutting and debarking, etc.. Or, it could be a pencil sharpener....or, maybe a walrus tooth extractor...or an obsolete device that served some obtuse purpose for which there is no longer any use due to "progress" of human technology, like dental floss and "Ninja Wars v.3.2.1" iPhone aps.

This is the remains of a prehistoric ancestor of the modern Japanese Domo or 'Domo-kun'. A strange cave dwelling creature that hatched from an egg, with a large, saw-toothed mouth that is locked wide open.

Although extinct the myth of the Domo lives on today in Japanese and internet culture.

This fossil dates back to between 0.5 and 1 million years ago around the time Homo erectus dominated the Asian plains and hunted prehistoric Domo for amusement and food. The impressive bones were also used as weapons and primitive tools.

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An early "Jaws of Life" - used during the horse & carriage days to remove twisted wreckage to get to the hurt passengers

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It's a "Praying Mantis Headboard"!

Early garbage Dispose-All. Run a grapefruit through it to freshen up any rotting mammoth flesh.

It appears to be a clamping device of some sort I would say for cotton or wool. or maybe a giant nutcracker ha ha. XXL

First man invented the wheel, then he invented this to crack the coconut.

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Kelly and Mickey beat me to it, but that is absolutely a man eating Domo-kun. When Domo-kuns attack!!

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Early treatment for jock itch. Stand that sucker up on the short end, grab the handlebars and alternately pump your hands up and down for lasting relief. aaahhh thats the spot.....

I think it is a log/plank puller/tensioner/setter. You would place a log or plank in the jaws, the spike of the handle in a trough, and then would be able to precisely move the log/plank back and forth fairly precisely for construction. It would be used in tandem with many of them down the log/plank's length operated by multiple people.

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that is a hemp/flax brake for braking the stalks up to release the fibers

a multi purpose shredder prototype.

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I believe it is a medieval chastity belt remover, maw I think this ia a coconut splitter.

This is the analog Pac-man before he went digital!

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It is obviously for faking a shark bite so that one could get out of homework by saying How could I do my homework? -"I was bitten by a shark"!
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I believe this is a device created by a technically advanced, celibate (and extinct) 19th century religious cult (Shakers) designed to clamp straw for the purpose of making broom heads.

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This may have been used by early farmers to remove really stuck on jar lids
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Proof of concept for the "slap chop"
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That is clearly a medieval pelvis crusher. Used as torture when the "pear of agony" was not available to be inserted in the offending orifice, the pelvis crusher was placed under a person while they were being stretched on the rack and lowered inch by inch until the teeth forced the adulterous pelvic area to be crushed between the sharp metal teeth. These would bite into the glutes, tear at the anus, and mangle the naughty bits. Also useful to punish girls that were being immodest. Just move the thing upwards on the victim's body and crush the juice right out of those melons. This variation is also useful in combination with the nipple snipper. A wall sliding wall mount for this apparatus is also compatible with the priest's chair - a conical stool designed to rip the anus wide open until it came out through the mouth. Maybe that's why the "rejected cartoons" guy couldn't stop his anus from bleeding all over the place.

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It was used by the early settlers that grew hemp to facilitate holding and passing the "ceremonial" cigarette-puff,puff,pass
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It looks like a cow clamp, the cow's head/neck goes through the hole in the middle for milking, etc.

yet another device for removing corn from the cob
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proof of concept for the ronco "fish descaler"
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early model bear trap- it fell out of favor for the "automatic" ones as the user had to lay low and wait for the bear to step in and then clamp down on them. Most of the time the bear snuck up behind the trapper and ate them before the trap could be sprung.
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Early mock up of Domo?

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A De-nom-inator: Denominator

It's an extraction device for the Noms...
Like... for those times when you're really hungry... and you wish you didn't have any teeth...

"NO NOMS? NO PROBLEMS!"

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A De-nom-inator: Denominator

It's an extraction device for the Noms...
Like... for those times when you're really hungry... and you wish you didn't have any teeth...

"NO NOMS? NO PROBLEMS!"

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Very early surfboard rack

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It's for girdling trees
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This was first used by the phillidelphia parking authority to boot model T 's for unpaid parking tickets. It fell out of use when it was discovered that people where just removing the booted wheel and installing their spare. It did remain around for some time to "boot" horses since their legs were not detachable.

It's a saw to cut trees down near the base. Two people hold the ends and walk around in a circle. The teeth of the saw cuts into the trunk of the tree. It's adjustable so the teeth can bite further into the trunk until it cuts all the way through.
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It's a rubber sap saw. Two people cut into the rubber tree with the saw, going around the tree in a circular motion. The tree bark gets cut. You pull down the bark and the rubber sap comes out.
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What my dad used when he told me he was going to give me something to cry about.

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George Washington's training dentures.

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