Woman Claims to Own the Sun

Angeles Duran, a woman from Spain, has laid claim to the Sun. She argues that there's no international law to prevent her action:

Angeles Duran, 49, told the online edition of daily El Mundo she took the step in September after reading about an American man who had registered himself as the owner of the moon and most planets in our solar system.

There is an international agreement which states that no country may claim ownership of a planet or star, but it says nothing about individuals, she added.

"There was no snag, I backed my claim legally, I am not stupid, I know the law. I did it but anyone else could have done it, it simply occurred to me first."


Link via J-Walk Blog | Photo: NASA

I hope she's prepared to deal with all the lawsuits after the sun goes supernova and consumes the Earth in 5 billion years' time.

Oh, hang on... wait a minute...
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@David Govett: If she did, then wouldn't she have some quite enlarged & scorched ladybits?

Or have they regen'd since then?

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And I have a little time buying the idea that she's done appropriate upkeep all these years. Per some jurisdictions, the property could be considered derelict and sold at auction, because she clearly cannot afford all the property taxes.
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Everyone who has had skin cancer should bring a class action lawsuit against this lady, since it was her property that caused their illnesses and loved ones' deaths.
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I claimed ownership of the sun with the United Nations in June, 2003.

In 2005, The Shannon Burke Show-- broadcast via Clear Channel Radio-- interviewed me about my ownership of the sun. This was broadcast to over 250,000 listeners in Florida, USA and countless XM Radio listeners around the globe.

It is very likely this woman or someone she knows has heard my story, because almost all the elements are plagiarised. The Spanish womans asserts that she began her ownership in September, 2010, seven years after I exacted the same scheme.
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If people with lung cancer can sue big tobacco, then all people with skin cancer should be able to sue this lady. Responsible sun ownership includes filtering out damaging rays!
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Okay woman, if I got a sunburn or even a skin cancer from the sun, you're gonna pay for it and it's all on you. Thanks.
For now, go make me a sandwich
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