BCB International sells underwear made to protect your genitals and femoral arteries from injury by explosive blasts. They're made with a double layer of Kevlar and are fire resistant. The shorts have been tested on dummies with substantial success.
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But seriously, after a major bomb blast, could your main concern be the (albeit remote) possibility that all that remained were your dismembered butt and genitals, stored safely in a wacky pair of kevlar underpants (?)...
Thanks at Ms. C. for her eloquence in lieu of the grumpy man (I'm going with that gender due to the name, although, I know: this is the Internets).
I liked the "Oh well, we'll just be off then..." look at the end.
His goal was obviously to claim the arresting officers beat him up, hoping the charges would then be droppped. Of course he didn't notice the large sign next to him that explained he was on camera.