Handlebar Wine Corkscrew and Bottle Opener - $11.95
What goes great with a great mustache? Why, a bottle of wine, of course!
With the Handlebar Wine Corkscrew from the NeatoShop, you can have a great mo' and drink mo' wine too. Plus, as if this 'stache isn't awesome enough, it can also pop open bottle caps, if beer be your thing.