Expectations vs. Reality

As a well-known scoutmaster, I frown on these cheesecake photos - better the lads spend their Saturday nights at the library!

I am embarking on a mission to bring back "cheesecake." Who's with me?

Wait, so her expanse of leg was better than cheesecake, but everyone else's legs are just mere cheesecake? I want to see some 'better than cheesecake' cheesecake.

Gosh... we don't have to "bring back" cheesecake today - - - it's all around us, everyplace we look! I pop on the television and see bra commercials with voluptuous models prancing around for Victoria Secrets... I see Brad Pitt mumbling some sort of poetry in black and white for Chanel perfume... I watch the Super Bowl and see Beyonce bouncing around in what I would think she should be wearing to bed... In just about every neighborhood I see a ton of so-called "massage parlors" and "Wedding Shops" with posters of women posing in alluring stances. Every day I turn on the Internet, my mailbox is full of "cheesecake" photos wanting me to subscribe to sex sites.

"Cheesecake" has sure come a long way in today's media generation. I even hear that 3-D is coming next. That's like putting chocolate syrup on one's cheesecake and having it melt before you can eat it!