Turtle Does Not Take a Hint That Cat Does Not Want to Be Friends

Hello. My name is Michelangelo. You killed Master Splinter. Prepare to die.

What kind of turtle is that? Anyone know?

That is a speedy turtle.

Though it illustrates something I've noticed.

You're out in your backyard. You see an interesting turtle. You watch it for 10 minutes, and it moves six inches. You run into the house, or across the street to the neighbor's place, to fetch somebody to come look at this turtle. You're back in a few minutes. That turtle is GONE. When nobody's watching, turtles can move fast!

It's worth pointing out that at :42 the cat was basically saying I COULD DESTROY YOU. Cat's name is now Vogon.

Obsessive turtles are so bothersome.