Psst, would-be parents! Would you like your kid to be handsome like Beckham?
Don't just leave it to (genetic) chance - now you can stack the odds of having beautiful children in your favor by selecting sperm donors that look like celebrities.
Read about some of the most unusual sperm banks for designer babies over at our baby and parenting blog NeatoBambino: Link
I'm sure every mother's dream is to have a kid with big sexy lobes like yourself.
form an orderly queue ladies.
I confess, I'm not entirely sure of the bureaucratic side of this process, but the mechanics of it I can do just fine.
* bow-chacka-chacka-bow-chacka *
etc
(suddenly remembers its 25 years since porno music actually sounded like this)