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Dude, bring the ladder back.

Wash on gentle cycle and drip-dry to avoid shrinkage.

Time out punishments at the Panda Zoo have gotten harsher during these tough economic times.

Hang in bear.

And now, for my next trick...

I dropped the magic feather.

Somebody throw another bear to try and get that one out of the tree.

Dali's 'The Persistence of Pandas' (detail).

Now where did I leave the damn Charmin?!?

Panda Strip Club.

Zoo officials scramble to find alternative to trans-fat bamboo

Hung Fu Panda

On the high bar, Chinese Olympic gold medalist He Kexin. Critics argue that Kexin should be disqualified for being both underage and a bear.

Cutey-wooty Panda's gonna fwow up!

Damn, so close. I guess it really can't be done.

Now that the IOC officially lowered the age requirement for gymnastics, Cho began his training in earnest.

Does hanging on a limb make my butt look big?

Damn right, it's better than yours.

They were right, pandas do get toe jam.

They can't force to mate what they can't catch!

I swear! Yesterday a was able to jump over it!

Embarrassed by the human rights displayed in the 2008 Beijing Olympics, Chinese Officials begin training pandas for the next competition.

There's my T-Shirt!!

I swear I can put my head between my legs!!

"I'm hanging up there.."

Oh bother

I vote for #8.

"Boy, is Tarzan gonna be suprised to see I've come for a visit!"

Dali has found a new muse...

"0k, next step FLY!!!"

The Build-a-Bear Workshops in China were a bit of flop after the crackdown on melamine and lead in children's products.

Panda on a stick: A Chinese Delicacy

He'll never see me up here! Ready to pounce...

Oh, Shit.

hey I wonder how my butt looks like...

Be one with the branch...be one with the branch.....

Crouching bear, Hidden panda.

Umm.... Can someone help me down now?

get ur punk white azz down right now!

RV rental 750 $
Groceries 200 $
Survival equipment 250 $
Leaving your backpack in the forest with your wallet in it... PRICELESS!

Now we have to see if she can stick the landing.

"Please, do not publish this picture on Neatorama..."

Panda Seinfeld Theatre

Eucalyptus Vodka for St Patrick's Day, bad idea. Now where did I leave my pants?!

Hung Fu Panda gets my vote!

If the judges don't give me at least a 9 for this dismount, they can kiss my hairy bear butt...

ugh!

Pandas are endangered and we have to do everything we can to protect them. They don't grow on trees you know. Oh wait...

Ugh, what a night! Now, where am I...?

BAM--Boooo ....

No, I'm afraid you're not really a Koala

Does this branch make me look fat???

MOM! am i dry yet?

PANDA CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

Hand wash warm; hang to drip dry

yummy! ... Panda on a stick anyone?

Awesome.. center of gravity..

After a lawsuit from clockmakers, Salvador Dali chose a new subject...

After a lawsuit from clockmakers, Salvador Dali chose a new subject...

“A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.”

Or just "Oh bother!"

Shit happens.

Winnie the Pooh exchange student has similar problems finding honey.

After the Big Friendly Giant fell asleep in China, he was awakened by a peculiar itch in his ear. Upon further investigation, it was found to be a panda.

Scientists have finally engineered the boneless Panda.

Pandastic!

Oh please don't tell me I just ripped my favorite pair of white pants!!!

The drawback of Panda Kites.

Hmm..."Made in China"

Hey! I can see my house from here!

And to our left folks we have the rarely seen and endangered Boneless Panda.

Darn that Peter Pan and his fairy dust.

Person off screen
"Damn I burnt my marshmallow again"

"Persistence of Ursidae" by Salvador Dali

Has anyone seen my kitty cat?

Damn Parachute...

When chi chi sad lets hang out, this is not what I expected.

The Charmin Bears have the pillowy soft paper, all i get is this rough branch to clean that dark patch of fur.

Where'd the butterfly go?

nah nah nah nah nah hehehe

"stupid clown. he assured me that the cannon was aimed over this tree branch..."

Does this tree limb make my butt look fat?

"Oh, no - I hope the paparazzi don't catch me like this!"

how else was i supposed to se down her shirt?

And that's how the zoo staff now knows why NOT to sneak sake into the panda's water...

Failed Pandacide.

"Dontcha wish your girlfriend had a butt like me?"

The China Zoo was trying a new mating approach for Ling Ling and Sing Sing... This is position number 4.

Look mom...I'm a calapidder!

Overextended? Not your fault! Rely on other Pandas to bail you out!

In a curious twist of cross-disciplinary research, zoologists and mathematicians have collaborated to produce an exciting new species: The Möbius Panda.

Once Bai Yun learned to read Sanskrit, it was all downhill from there. Due to the resultant orthopaedic issues, pandas at the San Diego Zoo will now have their literary pursuits limited to those of the more puritanical variety.

Sick of being beholden to the ruling chimpanzee elite, pandas at the Ueno Zoo in Tokyo formed a Nunjutsu clan. Here we see Huan Huan practicing the ancient art of concealment as he prepares to ambush Bobo the Terrible.

Panda-Paratrooper FAIL.

"I told Hua Mei that those sloths were a bad influence..."

Black mask...check.
Desire to rid the world of evil...check.
Lighting quick reflexes and agility....oh.

...and this is why you should never try to eat the leaves of an Ent.

After the controversy surrounding allegedly under-age Olympic gymnasts, Chinese trainers decided to shift their efforts to an entirely different species altogether...

Pandalympian FTW.

Kiss my furry white ass.

Once upon a time, Panda had white face. His mother, Xin Xin, told him many times, "Do not climb tree little Panda, for you will spoil your beautiful face." Still Panda insisted upon climbing trees, for it was his very favorite thing to do. One day, he found himself alone by the Great Tree while Xin Xin went to gather leaves for their dinner. Though he had climbed lesser trees, the Great Tree was heretofore unchallenged by any in the land. Despite the admonitions of his mother, Panda was overwhelmed by the thought of being the first to conquer such a fantastic height. He would be famous throughout the forest and would surely be revered for his greatness.

And that, children, is how Panda got his black eyes.

Chinese Hobo vittles.