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A new ATM in a luxurious hotel in Abu Dubai dispenses little gold bars and coins to customers. It's updated every ten minutes to stay current with prices on the world gold market:
The exterior of the machine is coated with a thin layer of gold and offers customers 320 items to choose from, ranging from gold bars that can weigh up to 10 grams, to customised gold coins.
Gold rates are constantly updated inside the shiny machine in the hotel's lobby, courtesy of a built-in computer connected to a dealer which sells gold online
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Nice touch rebuking my stale, outdated Chuck Norris joke, with a pre-school level Uranus joke. I cede this battle to you.
Sincerely,
A Lover of Butt Jokes
All of us terrorists are actually recycling sophomoric comments like yours and using this le merde [as our Algerian Brothers call it] to create high-concentrate fuel in order to build dirty bombs to blow up your anus... I mean Uranus. The planet. We Jihadi's hate that orb. And being a member of the Islamic Dyslectic International Organization of Terrorists aka IDIOT we also hate the UAE. It is TOO similar to USA.
And Gold sounds like God and we only pray to ALLAH.
LAIIIIILAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH