It Slices. It Dices. But Wait, There's More!

Ok I want, NO, NEED one of these.. I dont think i can possibly live life as fully with out one as I suspect i would with one...

Great, now I want to buy a shovle, thank you, Neatorama...

I really enjoyed the "shield" and the "oar" parts.

^ I know right.. Like i really need this shovel now.. I woke up happy and content with my possessions in life, but now!! I need a dang shovel... great!

The handle can also be used as a sex aid. . .

it slices, it dices and it Juliennes too. they were Julienneing the potatos. althought i won't be adding it to my kitchen utensils, this has got to be the coolest shovel ever.

"The handle can also be used as a sex aid. . ."

the safety word is "splinter"

Chrome this is Army issue so they don't care about the odd splinter- any user is supposed to be rough and tough just like this tool.

I want one of those too, but I think that there will be the odd problem or two when I carry that next to my cellphone, creditcard and drivers license...

I actually just broke my gardening shovel yesterday. Anyone know where someone could buy one of these? I googled, but can't find a link.

Just a standard E-Tool. Used by all infantry units worldwide since the roman empire.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entrenching_tool

The all-purpose tool for any medium-grade zombie invasion or a low-grade raptor invasion.

Did anyone else find the wild west / mariachi music slightly weird? Im chinese, so I expected more of a chinese fanfare-type music.

Kai, this one is far from "standard". I doubt the shovels used by the Roman empire had a saw blade, a bottle opener, wire cutters, a measuring stick, etc. That's like calling a Swiss Army Knife "just a standard knife".

However, your ability to use Wikipedia is indeed impressive!

Good instructional video, but it could be a few minutes shorter.

No seriously - does anyone know where to buy this? I don't think it's fair to call it "just" an entrenching tool, because it clearly has a bunch of stuff in the hinge that other tools don't. So I'm very interested in getting one of these to throw in the car.

Now that is a truly handy little gadget! I want one!

Just three easy payments of $19.95 and this shovel/tool can be yours!

They should make this a reward challenge prize on Survivor.......game over!